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happy birthday zella!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pissed as a newt :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HApyae btirhtday zella!11111111
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy birthday to you, Zella! Have some cake! :birthday:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Happy birthday to you, Zella! Have some cake! :birthday:
    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    :rolleyes:

    What is it, Mr Roll? Would you like some cake too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    What is it, Mr Roll? Would you like some cake too?

    Ive'; been down the pub. And you'e still a ****!11111
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Happy Birthday zella, you doing any mushies or anything? Have a good one anyway. :)

    I'll have some cake please, only if it's a space one though. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    What is it, Mr Roll? Would you like some cake too?
    i rarely say no to cake ...i rarely talk to them at all ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eman Resu
    Ive'; been down the pub. And you'e still a ****!

    It clearly does seem like you have been down the pub. You cannot even type properly. You are incapable of doing this even when you are not intoxicated on petrol fumes. And here are a selection of cakes. Please take one each. :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    It clearly does seem like you have been down the pub. You cannot even type properly. You are incapable of doing this even when you are not intoxicated on petrol fumes.
    ahhh petrol fumes.
    i love my old zippo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    It clearly does seem like you have been down the pub. You cannot even type properly. You are incapable of doing this even when you are not intoxicated on petrol fumes. And here are a selection of cakes. Please take one each. :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

    You've ont seen me intocxdicated on petrol fumes because i'm not a FUCKIGN muppet like you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um.....I hate to break it to you guys but its not my birthday.
    Nor shall it be for another 10 months.
    I've said this before and I'll say it again, its weird having many threads about me at once. Ta ta!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Um.....I hate to break it to you guys but its not my birthday.
    Nor shall it be for another 10 months.
    I've said this before and I'll say it again, its weird having many threads about me at once. Ta ta!

    Awwwwww and to think i started falming starnewb for n oreasdon :(.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eman Resu
    You've ont seen me intocxdicated on petrol fumes because i'm not a FUCKIGN muppet like you.

    Could you please reciprocate your notification in the English tongue? Your effluvium on kerosene is making it a laborious task to ratiocinate your incongruous memorandum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    let me explain for the new folk.
    i'm the official pointless thread checker.
    just checking it's working ok ...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I was about to ask what the point of this thread is, but I guess it's to annoy Zella...

    So, um... *uses the calculator* Happy one sixth of a birthday!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Could you please reciprocate your notification in the English tongue? Your effluvium on kerosene is making it a laborious task to ratiocinate your incongruous memorandum.

    In English, Im typing carefulyyl. Yuo sir are a TWAT!11111
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    I was about to ask what the point of this thread is, but I guess it's to annoy Zella...

    So, um... *uses the calculator* Happy one sixth of a birthday!
    i was brunged up to believe that you shouldn't count the years but celebrate your birthday everyday.
    happy birthday everybody!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Could you please reciprocate your notification in the English tongue? Your effluvium on kerosene is making it a laborious task to ratiocinate your incongruous memorandum.

    Wot the fook are you waffling about :confused:

    Oh and Happy Birthday Zella for 10 months time......just incase I forget :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eman Resu
    In English, Im typing carefulyyl. Yuo sir are a TWAT!11111

    Your befuddlement at my dissertations is something I flounder to cognize.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a very merry xmas everyone!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i was brunged up to believe that you shouldn't count the years but celebrate your birthday everyday.
    happy birthday everybody!

    THanks same to you kind sir.1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    a very merry xmas everyone!

    Rolly can you ban headcases from posting in this thread ?

    Sheesh, come on here and its diabolical it really is.

    heheheh im using big words tonight :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i was brunged up to believe that you shouldn't count the years but celebrate your birthday everyday.
    happy birthday everybody!
    Was that the mad hatter or his friend the bunny?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eman Resu
    THanks same to you kind sir.1
    here we are bringing light to darkness ...happy new year everyone!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Your befuddlement at my dissertations is something I flounder to cognize.

    It doesnt mattere how mayn times you use a thesaurs, you are still aa twat and I'm sure there are amyn people who will agree wiht me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    here we are bringing light to darkness ...happy new year everyone!

    Happy Easter!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eman Resu
    It doesnt mattere how mayn times you use a thesaurs, you are still aa twat and I'm sure there are amyn people who will agree wiht me.

    So who are you anyway ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    here we are bringing light to darkness ...happy new year everyone!

    HAPPY NEW YAER TO YUO TOO COMPADRE!!1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Happy Easter!
    summers not far off now.
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