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You didn't happen to go to St. Bede's Grammar School in Heaton, perchance!? ;o)
I too had the delights of that shared 6th form... LOL!
lying in my pyjamas and then thinking about my girlfriend at a recent sleepover, they're not too hot at concealing me. male friends = not amused at my apparent arousal at them.
the old towel routine. One particularly difficult moment is when I go downstairs in my towel to watch tv or something, find myself aroused and then my mum (in the same room) asks me to get up to make her a tea or something. I just try to keep my back to her at all times
I've had way too many on the bus. Even worse when you're just in your shorts and there's just no way you can conceal it. The thing is if it's half way through the journey you don't know wether to just try and keep it down or wether to just go for a full one and it'll hopefully go down by the time you need to get off the bus. Easier sometimes to get a full one and let it down rather than trying to tame a semi.
And I've got this pair of flared corderoy work trousers with quite a tight crotch, so it's really obvious. Sometimes it even lifts my trousers up a notch, so it's even more obvious.
T'is a running joke in my workplace
Maybe it was just the multitude of fit girls I used to work with
And its like when you are desperatley trying to get rid of something the longer it stays !
I had to get up and head over to the altar with the wine etc a couple of minutes later sporting a sacreligious root that would have speared Goliath ( Biblical ) ...
Any way s******s , grew into full force laughter and the whole ceremony became a farce !!
That was the end of my career in the church......
Whatever happened to navy blue knickers?!
that was back in your day:p
i dont know most embrassaing but when swimming... well it was:o
i used to wear bottle green ones.
I was in the changing room on my own and got a massive erection. Just as I pulled my shorts down and had a massive bulge in my pants, a mate of mine walked in. He looked quite shocked!
thats really mean! funny though.
you think?
In london went out with my mate met this girl, wthe club shut at 5 we all had a little artificial help to stay awake, so went back to her friends house smoked some spilfs sat up talking then we left about 11 in the morning she was coming back to my house.
At Wembly park station, waiting for the metropolitan line to ruislip we were getting off on the platform, then we saw the train and we had to walk past all these people sitting on the bench's with an obvious huge erection showing in my trousers, to get on the train didnt have time to bend it up my under belt didnt have a jacket to cover it,
But think how more embarising that would have been if I was on my own.
Chatting to some pretty lady on webcam, when she starts asking me for cyber, i say i cant be arsed but we start talking dirty anyway... Im sat there this time in boxers and a t-shirt, huge hard on, when my cousin and his girlfriend knock and walk straight in... bad enough being sat there at the computer in my boxers, so i ask if they want a drink, and kinda stand up realising my growing awkward position, so i bend over slightly to conceal it, and face the other way...
Thanks for this thread, its brought it all back how awful it was
And if you guys dont like having erections in public so much, then why do half the guys jack off in public? I mean, there's this dude in my clss who always had his hands under his pants, and you'll suddenly hear a muffled groan.... :yuck:
hey... it's not just us guys who masterbate in public.. i know a girl who masterbates in school:p
I'd never masterbate in public.. ewww no :no:
I was in Bucharest this summer with a couple of friends and we were walking through this park. I was a little ahead of one of my friends (who was a girl) when I walked past a guy sitting on a bench. I didn't notice anything at all, but when my friend passed him, she sprinted to catch up with me, spitting feathers because the guy had been very openly wanking!!
But in fairness, half of us don't wank in public!
So what exactly did she say?!
anyone i had the kinda one where, y'know, where 'it' wont pick a side to stand on and just wedges itself between the front of your trousers and no matter how many times you discreetly shake your body, it will not pop neatly into place and just protrudes like a directional indicator to showin which direction you are walking?
yeah will it were wunna dem
as the towel dropped, a well meaning guest (old and female) lent down to pick it up as she saw it fall.
it caught on my directional indicator and hung there for what seemed like forever.
SOOOOO embarrased
well you know that thing when people get told to imagine the audience naked in an attempt to over come their nerves...
Which is why i never listen to their advice
so my mind drifted off to last night (when I was with my g/f