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>>>gentlemen! It's Time To Tbtc!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
The look on a girls face is fucking priceless when you stop them from getting something they thought they were in control of!!

I am calling it OPERATION TAKE BACK THE COCK
The Movement has begun....

you, YES YOU, you can feel empowered without having to own a vagina...
When I take back my cock, I am at total liberty to give it as and when I choose, not when the women choose.

Take that slag back to yours.. then give her a blanket and show her the sofa!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    think about it, a girl can go out and get laid whenever they want, and they know this. So they use this power over men to get what they want, when they want it. next time a girl wants you, let her think she is gonna get it, then BAM!! too bad bitch, not no more....They just don't get it, they get scared...cause its over ladies!!

    no longer are we men gonna be slaves to the bearded clam :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think about it, a woman cannot get by with a vibrator, because unlike men they have emotional needs. They need to hear that they are pretty, they need a pat on the ass once in a while. Guys, shit, if my girl told me i looked pretty i'd laugh at her, thats if i was paying attention in the first place. You see, girls need us, bad, or they turn crazy (or more crazy) thinking they are ugly, fat, annoying or all of the above. Give a guy an industrial sized jar of moisturizer, a magazine and a towel and they are set. We do have the upper hand, its time to mobilize the movement men!! Masturbate feverishly prior to going out to avoid arousal, lead em on, and shut em DOWN!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm tellin ya fellas, we gotta think long term here.....next time you got some bitch wrapped round yer finger, and she thinks she is in control....do this....


    "hey, ya know what? I can tell already that I'll get far more freaky action tonight if I leave you here and go jerk off to spanish soap opera women....later..."

    and turn and walk away.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no more buying drinks only to be virtually ignored minutes later
    no more laughing at unfunny jokes
    no more playing along with their game

    time to change the rules :D

    Guys, how many times have you been sent home with a bad case of blue balls? Well, its time to turn the tides.....get em wet and send em home to dry out!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    women think they have us by the balls and use our cravings for beaver to manipulate us. Rock the foundation that women have built their tactics on, rock it to the ground!! Don't be easy, tease, lead on, flirt, and then, when things are getting hot, drop some ice down yer trousers and head home....

    TBTC TBTC TBTC TBTC!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    women are annoying, never satisfied, always complaining, and they bring nothing to the table but demands....sorry, girls suck, all they have is the beaver and once you over that its no problem....

    no longer shall we be slaves to our dicks!!!
    There is a great difference between not being able to get laid and simply not desiring it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck. Up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    saddam-osama.jpg

    would you like a membership application form? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It'll never work-
    When im horny and she is horny there is no point runing away or taking back the cock we both lose!!!

    Maybe you just need to find a real woman!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    comic gold
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You really really need to get out more
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    It'll never work-
    When im horny and she is horny there is no point runing away or taking back the cock we both lose!!!

    Maybe you just need to find a real woman!

    well there you go you are simply weak-minded my friend.

    i'm getting hair implants on my right palm ;)
    sorted. i don't NEED a "real" woman. whatever teh f**k that is :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    punchballs.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remember hearing this somewhere...

    the men may be the head, but the women are the neck and we can turn the head any way we please...

    dont even get ideas noob, you'll never win :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that was amusing :D

    but it will never work, boys are weak! they think with their dick, not their head.

    losers :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

    these women are used to the concept that they have power over weak-minded men... but not me! not the members of TBTC! the revolution will put a stop to that!

    it makes perfect sense!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good idea in theory, but I bet any woman can hold out longer than you.

    So ha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    let's put a stop to all these snooty women that think they can get sex whenever they want!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bolox-
    Some women may play men- ok i'll agree
    But blokes are far bigger players any day-

    If I wasn't getting any women and been played i'd be somewhat weak minded, But the fact is I do, and I play them as much as they play me!

    Dont see what it will achieve- leaving both sides without sex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in which case... you would make an excellent addition to the clan of GTCF mon ami!!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by n00b1e
    in which case... you would make an excellent addition to the clan of GTCF mon ami!!! :D

    GTFC?
    Get the ****s first?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which is to say...

    GIVE THE cock.jpg FREELY

    you slag ;):D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what, who cares, in the end, men get their hole and the women get a right good rodgering. Tally ho! Wot wot!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by n00b1e


    cock.jpg

    :eek: :love: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by n00b1e


    these women are used to the concept that they have power over weak-minded men

    not just weak minded men, all men. And we just do, you can't change it. Its human nature, the way the world works. Women will always ALWAYS have you men whipped. I say drop the subject. Not only because you are annoying, or because it is a dumb subject, but because you can't win.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    not just weak minded men, all men. And we just do, you can't change it. Its human nature, the way the world works. Women will always ALWAYS have you men whipped. I say drop the subject. Not only because you are annoying, or because it is a dumb subject, but because you can't win.

    I've erm never been whipped by a girl? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have u quite finished boosting ur number of posts??:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I've erm never been whipped by a girl? :p

    Now why don't I believe that? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not one to bring up an old post again but..........

    next time they want it, just as theyre gettin into it, pull it out and finish urself off in the bathroom WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    </silly mood>
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I prefer GTCF- it means I get me dinner cooked :yes:
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