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Please distract me!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I really, really don't want to do freelance work this evening. I've had enough of playing computers at work, I don't want to have to do it at home as well!

Somebody please give me something to distract myself with :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nakedness?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    Nakedness?

    Dude, if looking at your naked form would give me a few moments respite, then I'm all for it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    Dude, if looking at your naked form would give me a few moments rest-bite, then I'm all for it!

    Hey its worked on girls before, gave them a few moments of respite from reality.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    Hey its worked on girls before, gave them a few moments of respite from reality.

    Haha, man I'm even considering cleaning my room. It's like putting uni work off all over again...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you're in a cleaning mood, you can come to my house and clean up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or you can do my uni work ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm currently writing stuff like:

    var orderItem =
    DB.SelectAllColumnsFrom<OrderItem>()
    .Where( OrderItem.OrderIDColumn )
    .IsEqualTo( basketId )
    .And( OrderItem.ItemIDColumn )
    .IsEqualTo( itemId )
    .ExecuteSingle<OrderItem>();

    :impissed:

    Anything seems preferable right now... what uni work you trying to do.... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...G.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...G.

    Grapes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope. Here's a clue: If you kick it over it a) hurts and b) makes a lot of noise as I found out yesterday.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Nope. Here's a clue: If you kick it over it a) hurts and b) makes a lot of noise as I found out yesterday.

    Hmmmmm.... I'm gonna need another clue, I reckon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After one guess? No way. Guess again and if you're still wrong you can have another clue.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha, "I spy with my little eye." That game exists in German too, called "Ich seh', ich seh', was du nicht siehst." which just means "I see, I see what you don't see."

    didn't know that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    After one guess? No way. Guess again and if you're still wrong you can have another clue.

    A right harsh I Spy mistress you are!

    Granite Slabs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha @ Strubbles - thanks for the random game info :D

    And nope! OK, second clue (although I'm not too sure it'll be much help) - it's something in my bedroom.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Garter Belt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's good, but it's not right (I dread to think what kind of garter belts make a lot of noise and hurt when you kick them)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whatever it is it's not something we both have in our bedrooms...

    Is it a large letter G? Or perhaps a girly-thing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha, no and no. What would have a large letter G?! God?

    OK clue number 3: I bought this item on impulse several years ago and it cost me about £170.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Ha, no and no. What would have a large letter G?! God?

    OK clue number 3: I bought this item on impulse several years ago and it cost me about £170.

    A guitar!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Genitalia?

    If it's your boyfriend then it will make a lot of noise and will hurt (maybe not for you, tho).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yay! Correct :D Just to prove I'm not lying, here is a picture of it.

    Your turn!

    ETA: Haha just seen Strubbles' post...sadly CptCoatHanger is the correct one not you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Yay! Correct :D Just to prove I'm not lying, here is a picture of it.

    Your turn!

    ETA: Haha just seen Strubbles' post...sadly CptCoatHanger is the correct one not you!

    Wooohooo!

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Book?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Book?

    Nope. There are two, however, they don't come in pairs. They don't usually live in bedrooms either.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Live? Is it some kind of animal? The only one I can think of beginning with B is badger but I'm not wasting a guess on that. Bike?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Live? Is it some kind of animal? The only one I can think of beginning with B is badger but I'm not wasting a guess on that. Bike?

    Nope.

    Live as in "live on the edge".

    They were full at one point.

    Also, I'm watching The Ballad of Jack and Rose. Have you seen it? It's strange, but compelling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beercan? I can't hear/write that without thinking of the joke about how it sounds like bacon said in a Jamaican accent.

    No, not seen it. Just googled it and it does sound good. Is it on TV now then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StupidGirl wrote: »
    Beercan? I can't hear/write that without thinking of the joke about how it sounds like bacon said in a Jamaican accent.

    No, not seen it. Just googled it and it does sound good. Is it on TV now then?

    Ha!

    'beercan' is close.

    I downloaded it the other day. It's quite surreal. I thought it was going to head down the incest route initially, but I'm not quite sure where it's headed now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beer...glass? Beerbottle? Or is it an actual beer name like Budweiser? Becks? Um, Boddingtons?

    Yeah the bit I read about it suggested that, managed to stop myself reading any spoilers though. Don't tell me the ending in case I get round to watching it one day :D
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