weird turn-ons

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Originally posted by Insane:
Y'know it was actually the "Wierd Turn-ons" which I saw on the front page which made me check out this message board!

Everybody point at IcKleMoNSteR and yell "You fool, its your fault INSANE got into this place and he's turning into an asylum with his extreme views and explicit mind!!"

... or don't...

YAY IM FAMOUS!!!! HAHAHA, when ur a uber poster and u make ur first post using that status, u must send out a special thanx to ME!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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help me but dont tell me to deny it, i done wrong and i wanna suffer for my sins.

©lovely freaks

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oh yeah, and bcoz someone's gonna wimper at me if i dont mention it, i know someone who gets all funny when his girlfriend is brushing her teeth. or sneezing. or when she's got icecream on her nose. or when she says "no no no"...


that guy is weird <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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help me but dont tell me to deny it, i done wrong and i wanna suffer for my sins.

©lovely freaks

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Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
oh yeah, and bcoz someone's gonna wimper at me if i dont mention it, i know someone who gets all funny when his girlfriend is brushing her teeth. or sneezing. or when she's got icecream on her nose. or when she says "no no no"...


that guy is weird <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

Probably no more wierd than his girlfriend...actually, I have no doubt that he is a lot more sane :P

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I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.

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Originally posted by Turtle:
Probably no more wierd than his girlfriend...actually, I have no doubt that he is a lot more sane :P

he hasnt introduced me to his girlfriend yet, but he says one day he'll show me, apparently she lives in my bathroom mirror.
but HEY! alright fine, he's more sane. but im more fun <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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help me but dont tell me to deny it, i done wrong and i wanna suffer for my sins.

©lovely freaks

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Originally posted by Turtle:
Yes Karla, very touchy. That time of the month, (that's right, out of money already. Why, what were you thinking? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">)

he he i laugh! i'm soooo juvenile!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.

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Originally posted by Karla:
no

:P

hold on just one little minute missy......
does that mean i never say anything interesting either. are you tying me to turtles brush??? hmmmm.... i'm as boring as turtle nooooooooo god help me!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; love you really turtletoise

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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.

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Eminem's voice in 'the way i am' is great turn on

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Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
oh yeah, and bcoz someone's gonna wimper at me if i dont mention it, i know someone who gets all funny when his girlfriend is brushing her teeth. or sneezing. or when she's got icecream on her nose. or when she says "no no no"...

that guy is weird <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

whimper? who LICKLE me? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; you also forgot when u shoosh me.

can i help it if i appreciate the extremely cute things my gf does? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

and if i'm weird dear, what does that make you?

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Take my hand and we'll make it I swear...

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Originally posted by Turtle:
Probably no more wierd than his girlfriend...actually, I have no doubt that he is a lot more sane :P

thank u turtle. genuinely, i am... except when i'm around her for some reason. then all sanity goes out the window.

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Take my hand and we'll make it I swear...

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Originally posted by Easy T:
thank u turtle. genuinely, i am... except when i'm around her for some reason. then all sanity goes out the window.

Lol...yeah, i can understand that! ah well...hmm..yeah. Whatever.

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Originally posted by Easy T:
whimper? who LICKLE me? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; you also forgot when u shoosh me.

can i help it if i appreciate the extremely cute things my gf does? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

and if i'm weird dear, what does that make you?

oooooo ur an evil evil LICKLE man. eeeee.
yay, im ur gf. sorry, i just love it when u say that. makes me feel all fuzzy <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
if you're weird.. that makes me.. happy i have somebody that understands me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Originally posted by Turtletoise:
Lol...yeah, i can understand that! ah well...hmm..yeah. Whatever.

what does u mean?

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Sorry to return to the original subject...:-)

I was just reading Vanity Fair's current US edition and it had a hysterical article about a freaky turn-on.

Apparently, there are people who only get turned on by stuffed animals, or people dressed as stuffed animals! They call themselves "furries" or something, and actually have conventions with thousands of people. Another sicko fetish mentioned in the article...amputees!

Beat those two!

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If you're a So Graham Norton fan, then you'll have found that some people are turned on by poo in shoes. I think that beats a lot of competition.

My favourite turn on isn't wierd really. Just guy's chests, as long as they're not hairy or too muscly or flabby.

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You're just jealous because the voices talk to me!

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lol yeah i love graham norton hes just sooo funny, n them fetishes some of the ppl have on thier are <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

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Hmmmmmm my b/f likes me too rub the back of his nees and run my finger up and down his spine that really turns him on! but i dont have any weired turn ons! Just kissing my neck of basicly touching me turns me on. But hmmmmmm ears? U got me there.

Lady* xxx

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I get really turned on by seeing a girl wet herself, like REALLY turned on! 'Tis the sexiest thing any girl can do...

I don't have a problem with it, and neither does my girlfriend, so is it really that weird? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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hmmm... i would've thought someone would be calling me a sicko by now.... (not that I want you to or anything...)

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I think the best thing about turn on's is that everybodies are different which makes them more exciting! Sure there are some things that we all like but it's the little things you do that people remember when they're not with you!!
My boyfriends in the Navy so I don't get to see him too ofter, he remembers little things like the smell of my hair, obviously when we're together things get a little more exciting!
I'm a student nurse and once took photos of myself half dressed in my uniform and sent them to him! That really turned him on, and thats all he could think about while he was away!
For me things like soft wet kissing and sucking on the ears, light stroking ok my back and having his hands in my hair are all great, obviously being fucked long and hard isn't bad either!!