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weird turn-ons
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people get turned on by the weirdest things. as we've seen, lesbian activity seems to arouse a number of guys.
and i once had a boyfriend who got turned on by the directions on a bottle of shower gel. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
so.. whats the weirdest thing that uve heard turns someone on? and please dont say 50 year olds with ejaculation problems because i just dont think i could take any more semiskimmed milk issues.
:P
i may be soft in your palm, but i'll soon grow hungry for a fight-and i will not let you win.
and i once had a boyfriend who got turned on by the directions on a bottle of shower gel. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
so.. whats the weirdest thing that uve heard turns someone on? and please dont say 50 year olds with ejaculation problems because i just dont think i could take any more semiskimmed milk issues.
:P
i may be soft in your palm, but i'll soon grow hungry for a fight-and i will not let you win.
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i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
my uncle once told me when i asked him how babies were made that mummy and daddy swopped bellybutton fluff. i was grossed out. but maybe your bf heard the same story <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
i may be soft in your palm, but i'll soon grow hungry for a fight-and i will not let you win.
i get turned on by necks and arms for some reason, i just think they're really nice!! as well as the usual stuff though.
and no ones getting near my feet, i scream they're so ticklish!!
shower gel instructions?!?! that IS weird!!!
It's better to regret things you've done than things you haven't.
What have I got to lose?
no seriously though,
i like being kissed on my neck and my ears being nibbled......hehehe.......i love me sides being tickled cos its dead nice and it makes me go all funny cos it tickles so nice......ermmm......oh yeah and i love being bitten not hard but just little ones......im not into all that bondage stuff though.
I know loads of guys who like watching women masturbate too.
MTS ^5
I could never understand that one lol.
The sister of a friend of mine used to get turned on by the smell of engine oil!!! The reason was, her first love was a mechanic & so the olifactory stimulation reminded her of him, subconsiously I guess.
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
Or maybe you mean oil factory
(sorry, v poor)
*sends herself off to stand in crap joke corner for half an hour as punishment*
On a more serious note, I know someone who has a fetish for the smell of TCP (the disinfectant liquid). I find that one very hard to understand, but I guess he isn't hurting anybody.
D'oh, very droll Karla, very droll
I think you should be banned for that. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
Can I have her job Dom? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
So do I, j9 <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
Electro
Cheers Mark
If you watch "So Graham Norton" on CH4, you will see many weird fetishes - like people who get turned on by mud oozing through their toes and people who get turned on by pictures of peoples' feet on the car accelerator! Honestly - I'm too nice a person to make this sort of stuff up! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
I don't think its weird at all, I'm exactly the same way. And to be honest I find it makes for a great healthy sexual relationship cuz you're both getting pleasure from turning eachother on. Giddy up! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
And when she cums, I almost cum instantly too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"> geees feels good.
aww all this remembered me she's 250km away <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">/
Cya folks
I will miss the physical side of things as the sex between us was always very good.
I know what u mean, it's great when u can see that you're both really into it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">.
you made a video!!! lol... spose it might help if you start to miss her!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
That was a new one on me
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my brother hates the noise of people sratching on stuff that makes noises ok thats hard to describe! anyway ill shut up about that coz its not about turn ons, ive turned it into horrible noises!
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
BaRt
"get pleasures out of the little things in life. step on an ant" IcKleMoNSteR - BRILLIANT!
It is better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all.
That is wierd Apollo. Do you get more turned on by small feet with a well curved instep, or a larger foot, cos their's more of it?
Do you like the nails to be painted, or nude lol.
I bet you like very high strappy stilletos.
Hey, why not get a job in a shoe shop <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
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if he gets turned on by feet and is surrounded by them all day he could get into some embarrassing situations when things crop up if u get my drift!
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