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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am what is commonly referred to in polite circles (and embarrasingly re-enacted in courtroom haul-ups)as a pyro-bestial-necrophiliac. Nothing burns my torch more than a char-grilled split brisket or tenderly pink flambed mignon. All my condiments are, ahem.. hand made.

    Anyone want to swap recipes/understanding restaraunts?

    Thanks
    Fred

    PS. I've 2 fondue sets, a fish burner and a leather chef's outfit(almost like new), to trade for a glass fronted, multi-rack chicken rotisserie and PVC butchers smock with rubber cleaver (o.n.o)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by GodisFred:
    I am what is commonly referred to in polite circles (and embarrasingly re-enacted in courtroom haul-ups)as a pyro-bestial-necrophiliac. Nothing burns my torch more than a char-grilled split brisket or tenderly pink flambed mignon. All my condiments are, ahem.. hand made.

    Anyone want to swap recipes/understanding restaraunts?

    Thanks
    Fred

    PS. I've 2 fondue sets, a fish burner and a leather chef's outfit(almost like new), to trade for a glass fronted, multi-rack chicken rotisserie and PVC butchers smock with rubber cleaver (o.n.o)


    RAOFLMAO
    HAHAHA, now that's funny. Welcome to the site Fred. Hope you enjoy your stay.

    p.s. A necrophiliac is some one who has sex with dead people. And if my latin serves me well, having Pyro-bestial at the fron turns it in to someone who likes having sex with burnt, dead animals. You are one f****ed up individual. Nice to have you with us.

    Join the Army and travel the world, meet new and exciting people and kill them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why's it pc to laugh at my pain, but not at the 16 yr old Virgins on the sex board? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

    Thanks for the warm welcome Whowhere!

    PS. Any relation to the late, great When Howanwhy?
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    GodisFred, any relation to the not-so-welcome God earlier on this year?

    what exactly is wrong with 16 year old virgins then? not becuase i am one, well i was, but i dont see why ud want to laugh at them!
    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Looks like MB may have compertiton for funniest poster at TheSite...welcome GIF...

    *walks off singing "always look on the bright side of life..." <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My b/f has some really wired turn ons! Have a look at http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000284.html
    for more about how he and i got together.

    Ne way, he gets turned on, watching me pissing! From quiet questons i have asked i found that woz quite normal for some1 in his position. It don't happen to me though! I just get turned on thinkin bout him.

    My sis, see http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000298.html for even more details, gets turned on by havin her b/f remove her bra / knckers slowly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by GurlInNeed:
    [My sis, see http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000298.html for even more details, gets turned on by havin her b/f remove her bra / knckers slowly![/B]

    i kinda like somebody taking my underwear off slowly..not dead slowly, but there's something about dragging my knickers down my legs that makes me go all funny <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    :">
    ©lovely freaks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    i kinda like somebody taking my underwear off slowly..not dead slowly, but there's something about dragging my knickers down my legs that makes me go all funny <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    :">


    *closes eyes and thinks...um...interesting thoughts...then opens eyes to find tara looking very pissed off lol j/k*

    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well this is certainly interesting... hmmmm, have you ever wondered what other people get up to and what other people think about? This is a pretty good insight into other peoples personal lives.

    Anyway, sticking to the subject of conversation, I don't suppose I have any weird turn-ons, but I refuse to do anything until I've been down on the girl. (Provided she's clean). But sadly even thats been a while. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; Oh well.
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i spy me a newbie!! hello insane, welcome to thesite! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, some people have some freaky turn-ons, but as long as they aren't dangerous, who cares? I will never understand them (peeing on people? dressing up like a baby? Smelling dirty underwear?) Don't get it at all.

    As for me, the only unusual thing that turns me on is men's armpits. NOT stinky ones! I just love that area, especially if the guy has great muscles. I guess that qualifies as a weird turn-on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:
    but I refuse to do anything until I've been down on the girl.

    Interesting

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by GurlInNeed:
    Ne way, he gets turned on, watching me pissing! From quiet questons i have asked i found that woz quite normal for some1 in his position. It don't happen to me though! I just get turned on thinkin bout him.

    Right I still have grave difficulty understanding the whole watersports thing, I once had a girlfriend who tried to get me into the whole damn malarky, by bringing an adult video to spice up our monotonous sex drive, which was failing because my sex-drive was becoming increasingly lower due to my illness. My eyes thought exellent a bit of spice might be what we need, I was horrfied to see it was women pissing themselves, and other such activities that are partaken with watersports (I won't go any further as not to offend), I have in my more ypouthful college days seen some disgusting porn but only one would be worse as this video, which she left in my flat, I have hidden in the loft, cuz I is too afraid to throw it away incase soeone traces it back to me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; but I guess each to their own, and watersports not really my cup of tea, maybe guys like that stuff because of the mystery of women, I dunnow.

    Luk
    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see

    [This message has been edited by LUKA (edited 07-02-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Burnout_Girl:
    Yeah, some people have some freaky turn-ons, but as long as they aren't dangerous, who cares? I will never understand them (peeing on people? dressing up like a baby? Smelling dirty underwear?) Don't get it at all.

    As I understand from a friend who used to live and work out in Hong Kong, that in either Hong Kong or Japan there are vending machines that sell used panties, the more soiled they are the more they cost... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; ewwww.

    Like I said earlier, each to their own i guess. I personnaly don't have any real turn on's though I do feel more comftable if the woman initiates the sex, cuz I don't really feel comftable. And know it's not about domination I do not like bondage or s&m before anyone says...

    oh well hey hoe
    Luk
    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Luka, did you ever consider destroying its box sleeve and label (if it has one), and sticking some tape over the protection pit on the video and recording over it with 'Ready, Steady Cook'?
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:
    Luka, did you ever consider destroying its box sleeve and label (if it has one), and sticking some tape over the protection pit on the video and recording over it with 'Ready, Steady Cook'?

    ooooh but anthony worrel thompson might turn him on!! lol... ainsley has got a bit of a scary tongue... if you were REALLY desperate... *shudder* okay im gonna stop now, im scaring myself.

    p.s. no i do not find either of the above mentioned chefs attractive!!!
    If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i am so front page
    YAY!!
    um..do i get anything? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol
    im guessing just undying love and gratitude for posting something so interesting.
    help me but dont tell me to deny it, i done wrong and i wanna suffer for my sins.

    ©lovely freaks
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    and a placebo album too ickle! black market music. at least i think you still do win that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by IcKleMoNSteR:
    i am so front page
    YAY!!
    um..do i get anything? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol
    im guessing just undying love and gratitude for posting something so interesting.


    i have never been on the front page! that is soooo unfair!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;


    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In one thousand one hundred and something posts, I've never even been close to the front page!!! grrrr....don't I say anything interesting...ever?
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no

    :P

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erk, misbehaving smileys

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karla:
    no

    :P


    Was anyone asking you???
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooh, we're a bit touchy today. Bit of a snapper turtle...

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karla:
    Oooh, we're a bit touchy today. Bit of a snapper turtle...

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    Yes Karla, very touchy. That time of the month, (that's right, out of money already. Why, what were you thinking? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">)


    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    and a placebo album too ickle! black market music. at least i think you still do win that!

    I dont think you get that any more! Well if you do i didnt get one when i was on the front page <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; lol

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Karla:
    Oooh, we're a bit touchy today. Bit of a snapper turtle...

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    it's turtletoise actually <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    help me but dont tell me to deny it, i done wrong and i wanna suffer for my sins.

    ©lovely freaks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Y'know it was actually the "Wierd Turn-ons" which I saw on the front page which made me check out this message board!

    Everybody point at IcKleMoNSteR and yell "You fool, its your fault INSANE got into this place and he's turning into an asylum with his extreme views and explicit mind!!"

    ... or don't...



    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello no Insane...you're a valuable member of the boards already. You have a steadily rising post count, you post wisely, with humour and of good content. Welcome to the site, and this time i really, really mean it!
    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks Turtle!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt; Nice to know I'm appreciated here! Hmmmm I think we're losing the subject of the thread here. Hmmmm, I can't think of any weird turn ons but I can think of a straight forward turn off... girls with hairy armpits!

    Anyway I'm gonna go AWOL till next Friday becuase I'm going to do work experience in Disneyland for 4 days (Dressed as Minnie mouse, or cleaning sick up at the end of the rides).

    And Turtle you mean you didn't mean it the first time you welcomed me?
    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!

    [This message has been edited by Insane (edited 09-02-2001).]

    [This message has been edited by Insane (edited 10-02-2001).]
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