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littlemissy
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Can you post poo through Royal Mail? My google-fu is failing me.
This is a serious question, so any sources re info would be graciously received.
This is a serious question, so any sources re info would be graciously received.
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It's a looooooooooooooooooong story!
Hehe, that's pretty much what our union said too
I wish I was making this up, but I'm not. Basically, if you are off with a tummy bug, we need to collect a stool sample and send it to Environmental Health with 2 first class stamps on it!
Doctors surgeries have all sorts of flashy containers for all your bodily fluid collection needs, which they give you if you ask, if you don't want to buy 12! Might not be RM specific, but how would they know?
Hehe, true. But I shall not, under any circumstances, be handing in a poo sample! The whole thing is a bit ridiculous. I shan't be making a trip to the docs or owt like that.
I have bigger things to think about than silly things like the fact that my headteacher thinks we are all making up illness.
Silly bint
Why not just shit in a jiffy bag and post it to her?
POTW PLEASE
PMSL! Ah that killed me, had to stifle the giggles at my desk.