A poem dedicated to the acceptionally crap service of AOL...
I found me a new server
And I called it AOL.
The going rate seemed a bargain,
But the connection speed was hell!
An "illegal operation"
Every time I hit a switch,
Now, I know I'm not an angel...
But I don't deserve this bitch!!
Five minutes into browsing
And it didn't disconnect,
So you couldn't call it Freeserve...
Now that would be disrespect!
So I went to do some surfing
And it froze on every page,
Except for when I did my homework
Or when I was acting my age.
So a lesson to all you newbies,
Don't be tempted by this poo...
AO-hell is coming,
And it's coming after you!!!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.