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Make her question where its been! lol
i totally need a master plan, she can't get awsy with this >: (
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with the 'thriller' ringtone. which is basically horror movie tunes.
she was so scared she didnt want to get out of bed to switch it off
itching powder in knicker draw
stink bomb liquid in shampoo bottle
Ahhahahaa if she has blonde hair stick some of that stargazer semi permanent hair dye in it, or even some food colouring will do. It'll only last a few washes. Preferably when she's off to work or something important
An 'apple pie' bed
Pour salt in her drink
Cling film on the toilet seat
Change her phone settings to a random language
Leave sardines in a sealed jar out in the sun, and after a few hours, unscrew the top and leave it under her bed. Trust us, she'll choke on the smell!
Itching powder in her clothes
If she has her own car (especially if its left parked outside) keep the windows rolled up and leave fish/meat under a seat
You could put nair in a shampoo bottle too. Unless for some reason she leaves shampoo in a long time, it won't make her hair fall out in clumps or anything too cruel, but it will make alot more individual hairs come out and freak her out.
I like the food coloring in the shampoo, kangaroo, thats good
Peel a potato and put it in the exhaust pipe. The car won't start, and pulling a peeled potato out of there is like digging for gold.
But ask someone first, I wouldn't want the car to explode or anything.