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alrigh y you glahsg!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Aye mated so iaman a bit gone like hara har!

Ive' not made a threwadf liekd this in fucyng doons, know?

So yeahdnbs I've had a shit load to boose and I fuckedsa my american cunt! teenageqs roawk, yO HO HO yous a go a deads that yous a cO!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    See, kids? That's where clowns come from, they used to be people until they drank too much. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D

    I hope I'll be in a similar state tomorrow night. Whoop whoop! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See, kids? That's where clowns come from, they used to be people until they drank too much. :p

    Whun I aucked yer Maw she gaev me a biscuit as a rhank rou!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Whun I aucked yer Maw she gaev me a biscuit as a rhank rou!

    :lol:

    Class. Yer ma's yer da and yer da's a goat!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    1983 wrote: »
    Whun I aucked yer Maw she gaev me a biscuit as a rhank rou!
    Clowns usually speak in a strange language that no one has managed to translate yet, but don't worry kids: it's not worth translating anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i woudqsd lieike to majke it clear!!!!!!1 I donrt' feick peoples's' Mams! I can't because I do








    I DON OT
























    p carry a phalluS bertween my legs!!!!! :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Aye mated so iaman a bit gone like hara har!

    Ive' not made a threwadf liekd this in fucyng doons, know?

    So yeahdnbs I've had a shit load to boose and I fuckedsa my american cunt! teenageqs roawk, yO HO HO yous a go a deads that yous a cO!
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    And once again, children, we get to see why alcohol abuse is A. Bad. Thing.

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Iust about time I hity they hatey!

    I WILL DEESL THIS IN THE KRNING!

    FUCK SPUNK CRUNK AND JUNKJJJJJ
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    p carry a phalluS bertween my legs!!!!! :o

    Yes but you do have other people's phallus' between your legs though. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahahaha token squiffy thread
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Ah your such a legend Becky
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi, you guuuuuuys.
    :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how's your head?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Hi, you guuuuuuys.
    :blush:

    Silly billy ;) welcome back to humanity
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can drunk posts be nominated for potw? hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote: »
    can drunk posts be nominated for potw? hehe

    Only if they make sense. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote: »
    Whun I aucked yer Maw she gaev me a biscuit as a rhank rou!

    this makes perfect sense :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've lain under my duvet all day watching Hollyoaks' omnibous and Napoleon Dynamite with a bottle of Irn Bru and a packet of Walkers' Sensation Thail Chilli crisps as my only companion!

    I got far too stoned and drunk all day yesterday, then I went to a club and danced and got more drunk and the rest is how you the French say - "Le fuckéd"!

    Ha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    brilliant, love posts like that.

    Hopefully i'll be in a similar state tomorrow night myself.more than likely will be.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote: »
    brilliant, love posts like that.

    Hopefully i'll be in a similar state tomorrow night myself.more than likely will be.

    Oh God, I hope so mate! I pure love your posts when you're fucked! :lol:

    I'm gonny get fucked up too tomorrow, wahey! Optimo biatches.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah i,m pure fuckered.....wasnt out all weekend till 2nite..

    pints,buckfast,double cherrys and green green grass..loving it like a sausage roll..:D

    love the buzz................yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote: »
    ah i,m pure fuckered.....wasnt out all weekend till 2nite..

    pints,buckfast,double cherrys and green green grass..loving it like a sausage roll..:D

    love the buzz................yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Let's bum!

    God, I was in a state last night too and this morning, and that was just a few days apart.

    Need to calm it down, none of this boshing fiasco, know?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i fucked myself up big style on acid at weekend.

    ended up arrested and in hospital. not good.

    never doing acid again.

    i'd go into details but there's far too much and i can't be arsed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote: »
    i fucked myself up big style on acid at weekend.

    ended up arrested and in hospital. not good.

    never doing acid again.

    i'd go into details but there's far too much and i can't be arsed.

    Details are essential after that lol.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i concur
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    deceelpool wrote: »
    Details are essential after that lol.....

    ahh, basically i had a mega freak out late on friday night. finished exams friday and ended up drinking all day, passing out, waking up 3.30am and heading round my mates. took an e and a tab of acid. all rosey for a while then was convinced i was going to die and convinced there was something very sinister going on. didn't even trust my own mates (who i would always trust with my life).

    something just went badly wrong. they tried to calm me down with valium but it didnt work. i needed to go to the hospital because my mind and body were doing somersaults and i wasn't me. friends got another mate to come round with his van cus he was on his way to work (it was about 8.30 am by now). but i wouldn't get in. ran up the road stopping cars on the street convinced i was going to die. my memory is sketchy but i was shouting about God and stuff, and trying to get a phone so i could call my sister.

    some people phoned the police and a ambulance because i was off my fucking head. didnt go down without a struggle. beat off two cops apparently, and was shouting all sorts of random crap. they eventually bundled me into the ambulance and handcuffed me and strapped my legs down. cops came in ambulance too. later found out from same cops that i'd been shouting about sex with jessica alba in the ambulance. what the fuck?

    had to be taken to intensive care and toxicology in the hospital. was totally fucked. took them 4 times the usual dosage to sedate me - something like it takes it sedate a horse i was later told! woke up in hospital and hadn't a clue what had happend since my mate's flat or where i was. nurses and my sister filled me in. spent saturday night in hospital because the doctor said i needed to be observed. cops came and got me sunday.

    they were actually pretty sound. told me a i was a total handful but some of the stuff i was coming out with was pure comedy about jessica alba etc. taken down to station and charged with a few things like 'resisting arrest', 'assaulting police officer', 'possession of class a' (had an e in my pocket', and 'drunk and disorderly'.

    apparently i might be able to get off though because of diminished responsibility because of the acid and i have a clean record until this. the charages will be forwarded to the fiscal with relevant info and i'll get a letter. it's all a bit shit and my parents know because my sister told them. i suppose she had to because i was i was in intensive care.

    ah well, i think it's all down to the fact that i hadn't slept properly in days. only had been sleeping for 3-4 hours a time for 4 days before it because of my exams. ended in disaster.

    drugs are bad, mmmkay.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nothin but sympathy mate, you could convince yourself anything on acid

    all the best
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck me.
    That must feel so weird now.

    Glad ya alright mate.
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