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You try buying a vibrator. Hence lovehoney is such a great website.
if its at daytime, thats just wrong.
Save you the embarrasement
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I have to go to the bank
put the cash in the bank
find the mag
buy it
wait a week for it
then when it gets here, I don't want it anymore.
plus I wanna do it personally, to help my confidence.
Buy it from a sex shop then. Everyone in the shop will already know what your after. So you have no need to feel embarrased.
Then once your cool with that, try in your local shop. I dont think most shopkeepers will really care what your buying. I very much doubt they would remeber who you are. Try going to a shop out of your local area, then you dont have to worry about being recognised, and can build up your confidence.
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I think you have to be 16 to buy porn mags, but im not sure. Aslong as you look at least 16, i can't see it being a problem.
In all fairness you can go online and see a lot worse. Aslong as you look responsible and adult enough then i doubt they will really care.
Are you over 18 mate? :thumb:
but if you can't reach the top shelf, its hardly gonna look convincing is it?
Ha ha depends how high the shelf is Just ask for a step ladder, so you can get a better look.
Or ask the assistant to reach one for you. I can see your embarrasment when the assistant says over the loudspeaker "can we have an supervisor to help a customer at the adult magazines isle please"
Ha ha fuck Mastercard, now that would be priceless :thumb:
If your 19, I wouldnt worry about ID. Just try and find a shop with a shelf you can reach
Might give it a go. when I get more cash.
imagine paying for one in pennies.
Paying with pennies would be funny, but its not going to do much for a quick exit out the store
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I gotta go to the one round the corner from school. which I can do on my lunchbreak. 2 birds with one stone.
Never heard of that one, is it at weekly or monthly porn mag?
its not porn mag you plonker its the metaphor.
Sorry just joking
2 Birds with one guy more like.
would make a good porn mag name though :chin:
Ahh, memories. I almost pissed myself with laughter walking cross the street after the look on the cashiers face when i requested it.
And they have really great step-stool adverts in the back section, too...
Didn't think it at the time, but if he was too embarassed to buy them, should he really have been having sex? :chin:
perhaps for the "articles" ?
I've heard people ask this question but folk get embarassed about different things. Him blushing a bit is perfectly natural so I don't think it's fair to say that.
Yeahhh I would totally be embarassed but I have been a brave girl in the past..like when my friend who was too scared got me to buy her a pregnancy test kit in Boots.
We all masturbate, so I didn't see the problem...