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to walk into a newsagent and buy a porn mag without flinching?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope, I don't like porn.

    I did buy 2 Agent Provocateur novels that are "slightly" graphic from my local Waterstones without flinching.





    I flinched when I got out of the shop :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, id be a little embarrassed
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Warming up? Posts: 16,688
    Once my brother (who lives in another country) asked me to get an issue of one because of the DVD it had (which wasn't porn). I didn't have trouble getting it, I just made sure to go somewhere in another neighborhood so that the shop owner wouldn't know me. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I could do it no probs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's condoms that get me.

    I always try and buy random stuff with them, saves the embarrasment a bit :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im scared that its gonna be like that little britain skit.
    or that when I go to get one the whole top shelf comes down.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im scared that its gonna be like that little britain skit.
    or that when I go to get one the whole top shelf comes down.

    :lol: that would be funny.

    Especially if you got caught on CCTV :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote: »
    It's condoms that get me.

    I always try and buy random stuff with them, saves the embarrasment a bit :o

    :eek2:

    Why?! I mean, I think it of it differently. If i buy a pack of condoms, I buy in bulk. Bragging rights! "I need these condoms because I get alot of action" kinda thing, nothing to be embarrassed about at all :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    :lol: that would be funny.

    Especially if you got caught on CCTV :thumb:


    yeah, then you can send it to you been framed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've never bought a porn mag so can't comment.

    I've been embarassed buying things in Ann Summers before though :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In answer to my own question, I could be. given the right circumstances.
    such as not shave for a couple weeks
    saw the exact one I wanted
    No old ladies/kids around
    no women behind the counter

    then yeah, Id totally do it :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've never bought a porn mag so can't comment.

    I've been embarassed buying things in Ann Summers before though :yes:

    I wouldn't buy one, I don't need to. Its all there on the internet, for free! reminds me, I haven't watched any recently.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think I would care. I've bought things from ann summers before no problem.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In answer to my own question, I could be. given the right circumstances.
    such as not shave for a couple weeks
    saw the exact one I wanted
    No old ladies/kids around
    no women behind the counter

    then yeah, Id totally do it :thumb:

    Thats always the way though, you go to get something embarrassing, theres no one in the shop etc then you get in the queue an like someone on the till goes for a break and the queue builds up and then you have to get it scanned in full view. I always get that when i buy like soap magazines :yes: (which to me is more embarrassing than buying porn!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soap magazines, how's that embarassing?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soap magazines, how's that embarassing?

    Lol i don't want people knowing i buy them thats why. Hardly good PR is it :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so if you do have to buy them, do you buy them at a further away shop than the ones near you?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so if you do have to buy them, do you buy them at a further away shop than the ones near you?

    If your talking to me then no, im not that bothered about it :p

    If we're talking about porn in general then the answers still no!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do people still buy porn?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never brough porn, get embarssed buying stuff in Ann Summers, but can browse quite happily. Condoms are where I get caught out, I can buy tampons etc quite happily, but not condoms. Ho hum.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote: »
    do people still buy porn?

    Yep. Have to go past a sex shop on the way too/from work and every now and again you see someone coming out of it. Plus loads of the newsagents round work have bulging top shelves of the stuff.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, then you can send it to you been framed.

    Sure, i get to pocket the £250 :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote: »
    do people still buy porn?

    Im tired of switching on the computer, finding it and downloading it, why wait a whole half hour

    and whats the deal with this ann summers stuff?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calvin wrote: »
    Sure, i get to pocket the £250 :D

    gotta catch someone do it first.

    id rig the topshelf...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gotta catch someone do it first.

    id rig the topshelf...

    We can set you up :D

    Once its been on national tv, you wont be embarrased anymore :yes:

    And you will have £50, from you have been framed to spend ;)

    Happy days :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that'll get me lots of 'reading material' :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that'll get me lots of 'reading material' :p


    Exactly, its a win win situation mate. Once your famous on tv, porn mag companies will be throwing free porn at you.

    You will have more porn that you can shake a stick at :D

    Seriously though, dont be embarrased, Im sure the shop keeper has seen a lot worse.

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    does AXM count?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not 'a' stick, MY stick :p

    I went to 3 newsagents to try and get one but,

    I can barely reach the topshelf being a shortarse.
    Had no I.D
    all women behind the counter.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote: »
    I don't think I would care. I've bought things from ann summers before no problem.
    It wasn't a problem, I just felt a tad embarassed because its obvious that the assistant on the till knows you are going to go home and use it!
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