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BillieTheBot
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to walk into a newsagent and buy a porn mag without flinching?
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I did buy 2 Agent Provocateur novels that are "slightly" graphic from my local Waterstones without flinching.
I flinched when I got out of the shop :yes:
I always try and buy random stuff with them, saves the embarrasment a bit
or that when I go to get one the whole top shelf comes down.
that would be funny.
Especially if you got caught on CCTV :thumb:
:eek2:
Why?! I mean, I think it of it differently. If i buy a pack of condoms, I buy in bulk. Bragging rights! "I need these condoms because I get alot of action" kinda thing, nothing to be embarrassed about at all :no:
yeah, then you can send it to you been framed.
I've been embarassed buying things in Ann Summers before though :yes:
such as not shave for a couple weeks
saw the exact one I wanted
No old ladies/kids around
no women behind the counter
then yeah, Id totally do it :thumb:
I wouldn't buy one, I don't need to. Its all there on the internet, for free! reminds me, I haven't watched any recently.
Thats always the way though, you go to get something embarrassing, theres no one in the shop etc then you get in the queue an like someone on the till goes for a break and the queue builds up and then you have to get it scanned in full view. I always get that when i buy like soap magazines :yes: (which to me is more embarrassing than buying porn!)
Lol i don't want people knowing i buy them thats why. Hardly good PR is it
If your talking to me then no, im not that bothered about it
If we're talking about porn in general then the answers still no!
Yep. Have to go past a sex shop on the way too/from work and every now and again you see someone coming out of it. Plus loads of the newsagents round work have bulging top shelves of the stuff.
Sure, i get to pocket the £250
Im tired of switching on the computer, finding it and downloading it, why wait a whole half hour
and whats the deal with this ann summers stuff?
gotta catch someone do it first.
id rig the topshelf...
We can set you up
Once its been on national tv, you wont be embarrased anymore :yes:
And you will have £50, from you have been framed to spend
Happy days :thumb:
Exactly, its a win win situation mate. Once your famous on tv, porn mag companies will be throwing free porn at you.
You will have more porn that you can shake a stick at
Seriously though, dont be embarrased, Im sure the shop keeper has seen a lot worse.
:thumb:
I went to 3 newsagents to try and get one but,
I can barely reach the topshelf being a shortarse.
Had no I.D
all women behind the counter.