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Harry potter theories!
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Not sure if this should be in entertainment or anything goes but..
Harry potter - for those who have been keeping up on reading, how do you think the next book will pan out?
I think the whole snape killing dumbledore thing is a set up and was planned by them both all along, so that snape could get back in with the death eaters and feed info to the (good wizzards, have forgotten the name of the group)
Harry potter - for those who have been keeping up on reading, how do you think the next book will pan out?
I think the whole snape killing dumbledore thing is a set up and was planned by them both all along, so that snape could get back in with the death eaters and feed info to the (good wizzards, have forgotten the name of the group)
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No, really.
I hope so. And then we find Voldemort is actually Darth Vader.
That would be the killer twist. I like that theory
I think that there will be a big bomb and both Harry and Voldy will be killed off and Ron becomes the next American President.
Harry will find the Horcruxes and destroy them all with Hermione and Ron, Ginny helping out too sometimes. Fleur will marry Bill and Harry will announce to the Order of the Pheonix that he is incharge now and gives out orders.
Harry becomes more powerful then Voldermort, kills the snake nagini, kills bellatrix lestrange, kills wormtail, snape dies saving Harry from Voldermort, Harry saves Draco Malfoy. Harry becomes Defence Against the Dark arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Hermione becomes Transfiguartion teacher. Ron Becomes Quidditch coach.
Harry and Ginny get together again and Ron and Hermione get together.
OR
One big Orgy!
I read somewhere a while ago they have already come up with a spoof porn Harry Potter movie (performed by adults though). The reviewer said 'in one of the scenes somebody produced a broomstick, and all hell broke loose'.
Snape will be good, Draco will see the errors of his way and save HP's life, Harry will find the Horcruxes and kill Voldemort in a grandstand finish. One of his friends will die, I reckon that he will either marry Ginny or she will die in his arms, I haven't decided which yet.
You know that locket they found in 12 Grimauld place when they were cleaning it. Well i reckon that might be the Horcrux they didnt get at the end of Half Blood Prince.
Failing that, the bad dudes will take thier magic stuff and kill everybody, then feel guilty and turn the wands on themselves.
The end.
And you say I whinge.
HP is a very good series of books, I'm really looking forward to the last one.
I've decided that I think Ginny will die after all.
and how would you know? are you 12? have you read them?
Whatever.
I don't think Mr Pointless Post is in a position to attack anyone else's mental age. But hey ho.
subject13, if she dies it will be nothing:p
All I want to see is hardcore death matches and full on uncensored porn style sex!!
I want Harry and Ron fighting to the death over Harmoine with the winner cgetting a full on banging form the girl. Mixed in have Ginny doing her rounds as usual. Some random girls having some fun with the guys and I gues syou ahve to have Harry and Voldermort smacking each other around.
As a non fan, but thought the movie was alright. This is what I want to see.
You know your a fan in secret, when the films are on your watching them all the time!
Then, the Magics people forget about good and evil, etc, Voldermort and the Good fol ally up to kill Americans.
Teh end.
KNow why they ain't got Bin Laden? Harry's helping him! When the yanks get near... poof! They disapeer under his cloak.
Yeah... bastards!