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Harry potter theories!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Not sure if this should be in entertainment or anything goes but..

Harry potter - for those who have been keeping up on reading, how do you think the next book will pan out?

I think the whole snape killing dumbledore thing is a set up and was planned by them both all along, so that snape could get back in with the death eaters and feed info to the (good wizzards, have forgotten the name of the group)
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think all the good characters will die and Voldemort and the death eaters inherit the earth.

    No, really.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Mist wrote:
    I think all the good characters will die and Voldemort and the death eaters inherit the earth.

    No, really.

    I hope so. And then we find Voldemort is actually Darth Vader.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I hope so. And then we find Voldemort is actually Darth Vader.[/QUOTE

    yea and some little boy will be born and it will take off that he is join in proecery with the dark lord like Harry :shocking:
  • littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I hope so. And then we find Voldemort is actually Darth Vader.

    That would be the killer twist. I like that theory :D

    I think that there will be a big bomb and both Harry and Voldy will be killed off and Ron becomes the next American President.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Snape and Dumbledore did the unbreakable vow that Snape would do whatever Dumbledore ordered which was to kill him. The vow carried out by Aberforth Dumbledore, the hogs head pub landlord.

    Harry will find the Horcruxes and destroy them all with Hermione and Ron, Ginny helping out too sometimes. Fleur will marry Bill and Harry will announce to the Order of the Pheonix that he is incharge now and gives out orders.

    Harry becomes more powerful then Voldermort, kills the snake nagini, kills bellatrix lestrange, kills wormtail, snape dies saving Harry from Voldermort, Harry saves Draco Malfoy. Harry becomes Defence Against the Dark arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Hermione becomes Transfiguartion teacher. Ron Becomes Quidditch coach.

    Harry and Ginny get together again and Ron and Hermione get together.

    OR

    One big Orgy!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    interesting theory...why would he do that though? why would dumbledore want snape to kill him?

    maybe we just have to accept that dumbledore's judgment was fallable, and snape really is a bad bastard...
    So that death eaters would accept Snape back into their little group and not question his loyalty...maybe?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, he had to make Snape kill him because if he didnt Snape would die because of the unbreakable vow he made with Draco's mother Narcissa Malfoy. If you break the vow you die, so Dumbledore saved Snapes life at the cost of his own.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't know and frankly, I don't care. I've never read any of the Harry Potter books, and I intend to keep it that way. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    Snape and Dumbledore did the unbreakable vow that Snape would do whatever Dumbledore ordered which was to kill him. The vow carried out by Aberforth Dumbledore, the hogs head pub landlord.

    Harry will find the Horcruxes and destroy them all with Hermione and Ron, Ginny helping out too sometimes. Fleur will marry Bill and Harry will announce to the Order of the Pheonix that he is incharge now and gives out orders.

    Harry becomes more powerful then Voldermort, kills the snake nagini, kills bellatrix lestrange, kills wormtail, snape dies saving Harry from Voldermort, Harry saves Draco Malfoy. Harry becomes Defence Against the Dark arts Teacher at Hogwarts. Hermione becomes Transfiguartion teacher. Ron Becomes Quidditch coach.

    Harry and Ginny get together again and Ron and Hermione get together.
    Pretty good guess I think!
    OR

    One big Orgy!
    I read somewhere a while ago they have already come up with a spoof porn Harry Potter movie (performed by adults though). The reviewer said 'in one of the scenes somebody produced a broomstick, and all hell broke loose'. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harry Potter and the one-eyed trouser snake indeed. Almost as bizarre as the slash fan fic that does the rounds- highlights including HP as a gay drugs baron, and Hermione as a lovable hooker. :eek2:

    Snape will be good, Draco will see the errors of his way and save HP's life, Harry will find the Horcruxes and kill Voldemort in a grandstand finish. One of his friends will die, I reckon that he will either marry Ginny or she will die in his arms, I haven't decided which yet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think his friends will all live, except maybe Neville. But the rest will live for a happy ending i reckon.

    You know that locket they found in 12 Grimauld place when they were cleaning it. Well i reckon that might be the Horcrux they didnt get at the end of Half Blood Prince.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Somebody will graciously run over the writer of these retched books and they will not continue?

    Failing that, the bad dudes will take thier magic stuff and kill everybody, then feel guilty and turn the wands on themselves.
    The end.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Somebody will graciously run over the writer of these retched books and they will not continue?

    And you say I whinge.

    HP is a very good series of books, I'm really looking forward to the last one.

    I've decided that I think Ginny will die after all.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    And you say I whinge.

    HP is a very good series of books, I'm really looking forward to the last one.

    I've decided that I think Ginny will die after all.
    That's right, if your 12. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's right, if your 12. :p

    and how would you know? are you 12? have you read them?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ginny cannot die! Happy ever after or NOTHING!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's right, if your 12. :p

    Whatever.

    I don't think Mr Pointless Post is in a position to attack anyone else's mental age. But hey ho.

    subject13, if she dies it will be nothing:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    and how would you know? are you 12? have you read them?
    I read the first five but did'nt bother with the sixth and the :p means I'm only joking, you can read whatever you wan't. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I theorise it will be another book of thinly-veiled plagiarism. I only wish I'd thought of "writing" them first, god damn it.

    :p:p:p:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish so many people weren't Ginny haters!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ginger innit?





    ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I heard that the next book takes place out of Hogwarts entirely.....Ooer
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't read the books, though I have seen the forst film and sme of the 2nd. My mate is obessed with them!!

    All I want to see is hardcore death matches and full on uncensored porn style sex!!

    I want Harry and Ron fighting to the death over Harmoine with the winner cgetting a full on banging form the girl. Mixed in have Ginny doing her rounds as usual. Some random girls having some fun with the guys and I gues syou ahve to have Harry and Voldermort smacking each other around.

    As a non fan, but thought the movie was alright. This is what I want to see.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The whole snape killing dumbledore thing was a bit fishy, considering snape was supposed to be evil but good. It didnt really fit in with the rest of the books tbh
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Booooooooo!

    You know your a fan in secret, when the films are on your watching them all the time!
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I think that what will happen is, the Americans decide that all the Magicy people are in leauge with Al-Qaeda, and they must die. So they start bombing them, with big bombs, and send it tanks too. And poorly trained men, who shoot at everyone and each other. And plenty of Brits too.

    Then, the Magics people forget about good and evil, etc, Voldermort and the Good fol ally up to kill Americans.

    Teh end.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Teh end.
    What's that sposed mean?? :D:p
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    What's that sposed mean?? :D:p
    Well... it's right up to modern day then.

    KNow why they ain't got Bin Laden? Harry's helping him! When the yanks get near... poof! They disapeer under his cloak.

    Yeah... bastards!
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