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Who's Chica married to?
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As far as I know, it's me. Pathers, you can forget about it. She's left you - get used to it.
DH, I can be laid back - so long as you keep your hands off Chica!
But Chica - who's the lucky guy?
DH, I can be laid back - so long as you keep your hands off Chica!
But Chica - who's the lucky guy?
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Or does this site preach polygamy?
*sigh, sob*
*|* Chica *|*
Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif">
Actually, you can't marry harry cos we're both splattered all over the place. So there goes that! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
GIRL:
1* - Click on the 'Similies Legend' on the left hand side when you're typing a message and it will tell you what do type depending on which picture you want to have,
2* - Spell my name right!
Turtle and Harry, my little darlings ... How can I possibly choose between you? I love you both in different ways ... I've made a decision.
But will you both promise that we'll still be friends if it's not you, and that you won't do a Pathers and plant ANY sort of explosive device within a 5 mile radius of my house? And are you both OK with me having an ex-husband who I care about even though he wants me dead? Or are you both just after me in some kind of competetion for my widescreen?! Until next time, sweeties.
*blows big kiss to the one she loves and a devastated glance at the other*
*|* Chica *|*
Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif">
Sorry harry, but I win.
Mine, all MINE!!!!!
*blows harry yet another big kiss and lobs an atom bomb and the Dastardly Duo, Turtle and Pathers*
*|* Chica *|*
Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif">
U r married 2 me now so forget about them!
Less bombs and more shags wouldn't go amiss <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
Anyway, now that Pathers is happy, Harry is happy, Daze is making more bombs and and Chica is married, that just leaves me. Oh well. Looks like the boards are imitating reality. I cannae find a girlfrien'! Ma daag'd hae more luck wi' the bitches! I'm having conversations with ma fridge!
I'm losing it.
We fell madly in love and ran off back to Hong Kong. He feels a bit bitter right now because he just wants his kids back.
He thinks Harry ain't a suitable stepdaddy for his little mites so thats what all this bombing shit is about <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">
Don't worry babe, we'll get your kids back soon. By the way I'm 3 months up the duff <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
[This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 29-10-2000).]
And Pathers, I'm coming to get you to avenge my death!
Grrrrrrr!
Think up something a bit more imaginitive.
U dont know how I'm gonna do it... u might not even realise its been done but at 10:30 2night Me n Turtle will have won!!!!!
Unless the women surrender or r surrendered to us!!!!!
[This message has been edited by Daze (edited 29-10-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Daze (edited 29-10-2000).]