Who's Chica married to?

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As far as I know, it's me. Pathers, you can forget about it. She's left you - get used to it.

DH, I can be laid back - so long as you keep your hands off Chica!

But Chica - who's the lucky guy?

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It's me, lol

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Yeah, right. Since when Daze? :-)

Or does this site preach polygamy?

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Alright, alright. Turtle darling, don't start getting all hot under the collar! It's all lies, lies I say! At least Daze's revelation is. When did I marry you?! That little ceremny seems to have slipped my mind. Pathers tried to kill me by putting an explosive device under our house, if I remember corrctly. How could I ever trust you again after that? And as for dirty harry, well, I don't know. I'm all confused. I need a man who won't constantly critisise and try to murder me. But I guess they make them like that anymore...
*sigh, sob*

*|* Chica *|*

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Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

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I ain't gonna murder you, I'll protect you and stick up for you.

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Chica, you make your decision. Harry or me? You make the final decision. I'll leave without a fuss, I promise, and I wont try to murder you.

Actually, you can't marry harry cos we're both splattered all over the place. So there goes that! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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China how do you do the little faces in your posts pleasse tell me thank you

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Why's harry splattered all over the place?! Pathers didn't plant a bomb under his house too did he?!!
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Turtle and Harry, my little darlings ... How can I possibly choose between you? I love you both in different ways ... I've made a decision.

But will you both promise that we'll still be friends if it's not you, and that you won't do a Pathers and plant ANY sort of explosive device within a 5 mile radius of my house? And are you both OK with me having an ex-husband who I care about even though he wants me dead? Or are you both just after me in some kind of competetion for my widescreen?! Until next time, sweeties.

*blows big kiss to the one she loves and a devastated glance at the other*

*|* Chica *|*

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Chica darling, the widescreen is gone - it's in a million bits around our old home. And more to the point, you and I are also in a million small parts.

Sorry harry, but I win.

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Yeah, well you're DEAD. Harry the Voodoo master just ressurected Chica but didn't ressurect Turtle. hehehehahahaha. Turtles in his grave and Chicas alive.

Mine, all MINE!!!!!

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You know what Pathers - you're right! But I've lost interest - I'm dead. Harry can have her, see if I care! Stupid bigamist that she is! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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*lol*. Power over men? You seem to think that's my mission in life or something Pathers! I was never killed, I leapt out of the window, widescreen safely tucked under my arm. Turtle and Pathers are the same, murderous. Turtle was only after me for the telly, and Pathers only wanted the kids. I would cry, but harry is the one I want. Unless he's going to throw a Turtle-sized tantrum. Bigamist? Moi?! Never. Turtle, have fun with your porn. I found the mags! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
*blows harry yet another big kiss and lobs an atom bomb and the Dastardly Duo, Turtle and Pathers*

*|* Chica *|*

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Gonna have to bomb u all now!!!

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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Don't worry, I'll disarm the bomb.....done it, you're safe.

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I wish u would stop getting involved in ur ex-wife's shit, Path.

U r married 2 me now so forget about them!

Less bombs and more shags wouldn't go amiss <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Ok, this is just getting TOO strange. I mean, it's all well and good that Chica can go and have a few quick marriages with some of the guys on this board, by Gwai...I would expect you to be more mature.

Anyway, now that Pathers is happy, Harry is happy, Daze is making more bombs and and Chica is married, that just leaves me. Oh well. Looks like the boards are imitating reality. I cannae find a girlfrien'! Ma daag'd hae more luck wi' the bitches! I'm having conversations with ma fridge!

I'm losing it.

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It aint like that Turtle baby, I've known Path for years. I used to work with him when he was married to Chica. But I always fancied him <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; (Actually we had a shag on the xerox machine while they were still married!)

We fell madly in love and ran off back to Hong Kong. He feels a bit bitter right now because he just wants his kids back.

He thinks Harry ain't a suitable stepdaddy for his little mites so thats what all this bombing shit is about <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

Don't worry babe, we'll get your kids back soon. By the way I'm 3 months up the duff <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Dont worry urtle u can come join me making bombs... could do with a tlking fridge for parts

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hehehahaha just don't bomb me or I'll kick yo ass. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

[This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 29-10-2000).]

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Not a bad idea Daze. Harry, who else would we bomb? You been pissing us off!

And Pathers, I'm coming to get you to avenge my death!

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U ain't touchin MY man unless u wanna mess with the psycho bitch from hell.

Grrrrrrr!

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If I'm supposed to be scared, then you've failed! I'll kill Pathers if it's the last thing I do!!! He killed me!!!!!

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If I'm supposed to be scared, then you've failed! I'll kill Pathers if it's the last thing I do!!! He killed me!!!!!

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If u try to take my baby's daddy away I'll send u to hell u slimey mother-f*****!

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Cool. You're gonna try and kill a guy when he's avenging his own death? Even though he's already dead.

Think up something a bit more imaginitive.

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why dont u motherufckers have a go at me, if u thnik ur hard enuoght ill cut your fucking back off and eat your spine and pop your eyes and stab ur mothers in th face

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Just 2 let u know u all got 6 hours to live... cept obviously for Turtle who's joined my evil plan.
U dont know how I'm gonna do it... u might not even realise its been done but at 10:30 2night Me n Turtle will have won!!!!!

Unless the women surrender or r surrendered to us!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Daze (edited 29-10-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Daze (edited 29-10-2000).]

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you'll never get me, you too slow to get me fucker you couldnt catch a turtle, hahahahha, you cant even catch pathers head cos u soo slow and lame aand dead and im not anyone else that me so shut you rafdavxce ot ill kill u

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you l never get vcchioca ,dshes moine and ill fuck you up