Who's Chica married to?

Former Member

iof u want irls then try ur sistrer you hillbilly inbred farmer cos shes the only one who would do it cos chica wont do it cos shes mine and thats final and u aint getting he rs o shut up or ill ruitt u with a car a 98 mpph

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STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!

Gwai, Turtle's right. We look up to you, please don't morph into a lunatic like me. You can have Pathers though. And don't be dissing my Harry, OK?! He doesn't have to be a suitable stepdaddy, cos Pathers got the kids after we broke up, and I got the widescreen. So you already have sprogs! Harry, you don't have to be so aggressive about me staying with you, like you have to tie me up or something (well, y'know, you can, but not the issue) I'm staying with you anyway, otherwise our plot to kill off Daze before he kills us won't work! Turtle, why don't you hook up with one of the other girls on the boards?! How about GIRL or Cheeky? Just trying to help...

And Gwai, I don't care if you were at it with Pathers when we were married, I was shagging Turtle then, remember?!
*Mad passionate love to Harry*

*|* Chica *|*

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Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

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Oh, chica, I love you so much. sotrry sbout my typing, absolutly fucked up on a joint i acciderntly too, thought it wasn't. I lobve u, see you later honey, take care. heads spinnig

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Oh shit! We already got the kids? Damn, I never even noticed <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

Awwwwwww! Why do I always have to be the sensible one that everyone looks up to? It ain't fair!

And Turtle, when I said I'm gonna send u to hell that's because I'm gonna excorcise u! Hehehe!

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ur all runnin outta time!!!!
Harry I got ur death worked out now... Gonna pop ur left lung n fill it up with earwigs, shove maggotts into ur ears n watch as they burrow their way into ur brain.

Hope u enjoy it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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I'm sorry but have i missed sumfink?!
Who is Chica and how did all this weird crap about being married to her actually start?
Do you actually know each other or what? I'm slightly new to this and this subject is so poular i just need to know. WHY?!
;P Please reply people coz i'm v.v.v.v.confused is anyone esle or am i just a dunce (if yu answer the latter as yes foxy'll kick ure asses!)

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Just have to announce me n Gwai just got engaged so the bombings off <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">lol

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Yeah, when a guy just doesn't love a woman enough to fight for her she is gonna leave (whether up the duff or not)!

Sorry Path baby, but if u had romanced me more instead of being obsessed with killing your ex there may have been a chance.

I'm in love with another (Daze) and that's that <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Well, I must say i stirred up a hornets nest. Keep going guys - this is trying to set the record for most popular post.

Ok, after careful consideration, I'm gonna become celibate. I'll concentrate my attention on finishing off the job Daze failed to finish. Bloody great man you are!!

Harry, take Chica and tie her up. Sick, twisted whoring bitch that she is! Daze, you and Gwai should do the same. Your loyalty to the cause being what it is, you deserve to be bombed as much as anyone else.

Pathers, wanna join me?

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*lol*, no offence Turtle, but I don't think even a nutter like Pathers is that desperate!

Foxy. Who is Chica? ME! I am Chica. The girl who makes humans lose their marbles (except Turtle who never ahd any in the first place). Pathers, you can do a lot better than Turtle. Why don't you marry Foxy?! I wish you happiness <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

Harry, don't listen to what they say about me...I love you <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

*|* Chica *|*

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Stay Calm <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

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I love you too. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

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Sorry, Daze. If I leave he'll kill us both <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

He'll never let me go as long as I'm carrying his anti-christ offspring <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

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I'm on my knees now and praying to a man whose name is Brian! He has legs and arms and his name is Brian!

Save me Mesiah oh chosen one whose name is Brian!

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They already crucified Brian.

Oh well, Life's a bag of shit, when u look at it!

[This message has been edited by GwaiMui (edited 30-10-2000).]

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Evil?! C'mon Pathers, all I ever did to you was sleep with Turtle, and by the sounds of it you were shagging you floozy GwaiMui then anyway <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

Chica's power is supreme - no-one will ever touch her...well, except harry, that is <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

Say what you will Pathers, I know your secret...

*|* Chica *|*

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Originally posted by Turtle:

Ok, after careful consideration, I'm gonna become celibate.

Oh Turtle, just when I was going to ask if you wanted to be my toy boy!

J9

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I thought no one would ever ask! :-)

Well, in that case I take back what I said. Although the age difference might be a problem...

DM

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Originally posted by Turtle:
I thought no one would ever ask! :-)

Well, in that case I take back what I said. Although the age difference might be a problem...

DM

Nah, that's what being a toy boy is all about (isn't it? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt; )

Former Member

*gives chica a cuddle and asks her how her day was and fusses over her and worries when shes not around*

Hey honey, hope u stayed in today, dont want u getting all wet or I have to tuck u up warm in bed, oh well, tuck you up in bed anyway.

*invites chica upstairs for an early night*

Former Member

*says OK but after corrie!*
lol.
Yay! It looks as if Turtle's found LUUUURRRVVEE with J9. U 2 should have a double wedding with me and harry! When ARE we getting hitched Harry? I don't remember u proposing yet!

*|* Chica *|*

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I promise to love you forever honey, will you marry me tomorrow?

Can't imagine turtle and j9 hehehehehe.

Just wondering if we could perhaps do it in your stilettos. Make it more sexy. How do you wanna do it? from behind, whos goes on top? (pathers said u like it up the arse). I got the nice silky sheets ready.

See ya in a while honey, Love you loads <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

[This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 30-10-2000).]

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Chica, darling, I don't think a joint wedding is such a good idea. I mean, I am still trying to kill your husband to be.

Harry, I can't imagine me and j9, but...what the hey!!

And you don't wanna be saying something wrong when she's got those stillettos! You do want your manhood!

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Originally posted by Turtle:


Harry, I can't imagine me and j9, but...what the hey!!

Now I can feel myself heading for depression now. I feel as if you don't value my existence. Gimme a break, pretend I'm 10 yrs younger, or maybe 20!! You could still be my toy boy.

We don't have to commit to marriage.

J9

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hey, j9, just remind us, how old are yOUUUUUUU....oh chica, be gentle...... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

[This message has been edited by dirty_harry (edited 30-10-2000).]

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After Gwai dumpin me n goin back to Path I've been considering suicide had a knock on the door by a nice man 2day though n have decided to become a monk n live in a monastry n take my vows of silence....

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hehehehe, get a life, monkeys dont let u do drugs, what ya gonna do now?

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Nothing personal Daze, its just that the anti-christ is growing within me so what can I do?

There is nowhere to run <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

Hope your temple is Shaolin then u can learn Kung Fu and come and kick everyone's asses and we can elope together.

OOOOH! Love ta love ya baby!

Former Member

I will be back to rescue u from the Evil Clutches of Pathers and the antichrist baby.
But will never be able to speak again... just loud high pitched screams.

I will not rest till I have Gwai back!!

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Originally posted by dirty_harry:

Just wondering if we could perhaps do it in your stilettos.

One more thing about that - it would take quite an effort to get both of you into your stilletos.

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Now, following the rules of the soap, I'm gonna bring out the shock play: j9, i'm really sorry, but I just don't think our relationship will work out. Maybe I haven't given it enough time, but I'm not willing to try. Sorry. Can we still be friends?

Chica, will you come back to me? I'll do anything at all! Please. I learned my lesson, and have reformed my evil ways. I could be a caring, loving husband, and I promise never to hurt a soul again. Please Chica, I still love you. More than I could love anyone else. I beg you to consider what could have been - and what still can be. Please baby. I'm on my knees, begging for you.

I'll always be yours, now and forever. Love you loads,

Turtle.

[This message has been edited by Turtle (edited 31-10-2000).]

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Oh Turtle! If you loved me, how could you ask me to choose between you and Harry? I still love you too, of course I do. You were the one that got me out of that sham of a marriage with Pathers after I found out he was shagging Gwai. A part of my heart will always be yours. But I'm engaged to Harry! And I want to be with him. I'm in mad passionate love with him. How can you expect me to forgive you for all those horrible things you said?

And Pathers, that's you're trouble, you wouldn't know if I did like it up the arse, because you were too busy shagging Gwai. I don't though, so don't try anything Harry or you'll be sorry you mentioned the stilettos. By the way, I WASN'T THE ONE WHO STOMPED HIS BALLS! Jesus Christ people! Harry, you might be happy (or maybe just turned on) to know that I do now own a pair of stilettos, so I'll get hitched in them if you so desire. Can't wait for our wedding day! That is, unless Turtle 'objects' and tries to get back again. Oh the trials and tribulations of Chica.........

*|* Chica *|*

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