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Kermit are you going to explain why Mary is 14?
What about when they are making baby sheep? That aint so innocent!
Have done already.
Theologians reckon she was about 14 when she gave birth to Jesus.
Only if they are married.
Baaaaaaaa
See, I know the truth
*glows angelicly*
I don't know why people complain about underage sex etc today - if Mary was 14, Juliet was 13 etc...!)
in those days you'd only expect to live to 40 so you had to get going while you could.
:yes:
So how're you doing God?
Well... in that case, I am still innocent! Anyone want to make some baby sheep though? :flirt: Lambs are cute!
slightly annoyed.
anyone fancy a plague?
Are you a married sheep? You will lose your innocence otherwise...
oops, sorry jesus.
wait, is anyone jesus?
I am quite willing to lose that.
But Jesus can be exempt from the plague, being the son of you and all that malarkey.
:no: Even God can't play favourites.
i told you i had nothing to do with that.
¬_¬
Now, where's that lamb...
Goodness, don't ANY of you know the nativity?
It's like 'I'm a Celebrity...'
god doesn't lie. i am testing your faith.
hey, isn't that a badger with a gun?
*runs*