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Audience, take your seats!
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The cast have been sent their scripts! So sit back and wait for the show to start.
Kaffrin, if you please ...
Kaffrin, if you please ...
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Ox: Mooooooooo
Feel free to cut and paste
Actually, do ox's moo?
the ox wants an ensuite, although he's willing to compromise and go where he stands as long as he gets a beauty technician.
Animal rights, make sure you're treated properly!
*cough*
'Mary and Joseph, I come with a message from God. You are to be parents of Gods child'
*cue amazement*
*bows*
"ur 2 b prnts of gds chld m8"
Product placement moment!
xx
This isn't going too well .
*sits back with popcorn*
GWST your acting is brilliant *applauds*
*takes Teh_Gerbil, Rolly, and Rich-E along for the ride , so they don't get eaten by wolves* :crying:
- No sorry, we're fully booked. Very popular time of year I'm afraid with Herod and his registration malarky.
- I'm afraid the nearest we've got is January 5th. Would you like to make a reservation?
- Well, you can try the Novotel or the Bethlehem Hilton but I suspect they're fully booked too.
- Ok, thanks for calling, Happy Hannukah.
*puts phone down and continues playing Solitaire*