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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  October 2004

  Come on, give us some good poetry.

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  October 2004

  There once was a man named Ted
  He had a tumpty-tum head
  He was really humble
  and never did grumble
  La-la-la-la-la-la-la-Ted

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  October 2004

  Originally posted by eletric_poet
  Slowly me eye, let's just have cheap, drunken sex. Hopefully I'll lose my erection halfway through due to thinking about my dead cat at a highly inappropriate moment, and you'll go to sleep unsatisfied and insecure

  
  
  
  Dead cat... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... ahem

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  October 2004

  
  
  HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

  October 2004

  
  
  Here's your jam young sir.
  It's in my hand
  What flavour do you prefer?
  Dead cat good sir
  What I prefer
  In a wich of sand
  A sandwich sir.

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