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You, was said in the sense that I am not British.
Secondly, yes I am a liberal, but not of the kind found left on the political scale.
Either way, if I was that Little John/ Robin Hood/whatever person, I'd first and foremost complain about the hooligans in England, and readers like you, who take The Sun seriously.
oh that did make me chuckle.
Why does he work for the Sun then?
Seriously, a journalist with respect for himself would if succesfull not get his pieces published in papers who's agenda is to reveal affairs and the sexual lives of whoever had a hitsingle yesterday.
His first and only novel was universally ridiculed and sold about 3 copies. It had all the literary merits of a Yellow Pages book.
Ever Peter Hitchens commands more respect than Littledick!
As for the Sun... being a written documentation of an event it will be biased and not gospel in any way shape of form. The way in which they were going to portray Frank Bruno for example was disgusting and their commentation on the war was pathetic.
People occasionally leave the Sun in my work place and I read the problem pages and then look at the page 3 girl with the big knockers. I personally prefer more challenging reads though... like the Beano.
But its funny...
Now why don't you go and ask your parents for help in explaining why Littledick is nothing of the above but actually a good journalist, if that's what you believe?
Good luck!