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OMG, I am never eating mcdonalds again

Former Member · 2007-02-14 19:29:47

Note: I've never eaten a homemade thing in my life, im use to storebought / ordered stuff.. But Mc.Donalds went to far this time. So I was hungry and was near Mc.Donalds, I ordered a quarter pounder and small fries.. and when I wen't to bite the burger greece was DRIPPING out of it and it dripped in my mouth.. the bread…

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2007

Yerascrote wrote: »

Yes.

"Doctor, what's wrong with you when fire shoots out of your dick"

"Let me see, you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No, fire shoots out of my dick!"

I rarely go to McDonalds, usually KFC cos their chicken is gorgeous. Gonna have to learn to eat more healthily, such a bum.

Ha, funny. I would be such a heffer if there were a KFC anywhere near me- that stuff's addictive!

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