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OMG, I am never eating mcdonalds again



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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »

    "Doctor, what's wrong with you when fire shoots out of your dick"

    "Let me see, you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

    "No, fire shoots out of my dick!"

    I rarely go to McDonalds, usually KFC cos their chicken is gorgeous. Gonna have to learn to eat more healthily, such a bum.

    Ha, funny. I would be such a heffer if there were a KFC anywhere near me- that stuff's addictive!
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