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Useless Southerners

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Half an inch of snow and this happens!

You're all a bit crap really, aren't you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah it was terrible this morning on the trains...

    Maybe when you discover electricity up north you will realise the chaos this kind of weather can bring! :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote: »
    Yeah it was terrible this morning on the trains...

    Maybe when you discover electricity up north you will realise the chaos this kind of weather can bring! :razz:

    Yeah, whatever mate. You can rob all our tax money to build your pointless projects (Millenium dome) but you can't drive a car properly in the snow or stop train tracks from freezing. Useless :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a bit more than half an inch where I am, it was more like 3 inches, I'm a Southern Dandy I'm not used to such conditions.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ghost18 wrote: »
    Yeah, whatever mate. You can rob all our tax money to build your pointless projects (Millenium dome) but you can't drive a car properly in the snow or stop train tracks from freezing. Useless :razz:

    well its not exactly hard for the horse and cart to take you to work in the coal mines is it!

    ... too far? :p

    Actually saying all this I'm going to be in Durham this weekend! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohhh the rows between northererns (sp?) V the southerns.

    Northerns all the fucking way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ghost18 wrote: »
    Yeah, whatever mate. You can rob all our tax money to build your pointless projects (Millenium dome) but you can't drive a car properly in the snow or stop train tracks from freezing. Useless :razz:

    I don't know a northerner who's ever paid tax... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote: »
    well its not exactly hard for the horse and cart to take you to work in the coal mines is it!

    ... too far? :p

    Actually saying all this I'm going to be in Durham this weekend! :D

    We don't work down coal holes anymore. If you had a decent news report you'd know that :razz:
    Shame you can't handle a bit of snow down there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LeicesterLuke wrote: »
    I don't know a northerner who's ever paid tax... ;)

    So says the brummy. Did you know that the midlands has the highest outstanding tax bill in the country?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ghost18 wrote: »
    So says the brummy. Did you know that the midlands has the highest outstanding tax bill in the country?

    Brummies are from Birmingham. Did you get that fact from your primative Northern literature?! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LeicesterLuke wrote: »
    Brummies are from Birmingham. Did you get that fact from your primative Northern literature?! :D

    But if you check very carefully, It is also used to wind up anyone from the Midlands. And guess what, I got the desired effect, didn't I? :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ghost18 wrote: »
    So says the brummy

    Brummies are northerners, anything much above the M25 is 'the north'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ghost18 wrote: »
    You can rob all our tax money to build your pointless projects

    Dude, your JSA is paid for from our taxes. Anything you spend it on is our taxes paying more taxes...


    BTW Kermit, no snow here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote: »
    Dude, your JSA is paid for from our taxes. Anything you spend it on is our taxes paying more taxes...

    Been to collect yours yet geeza? Heard that more are on benefits in the south than in the north?
    Shame too. So that's another thing you southerners are falsely whinging about. Anything Else?? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ye's are all a pack of wankers in my eyes. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote: »
    Actually saying all this I'm going to be in Durham this weekend! :D

    I wonder if louise is having her usual bacardi and coke, or corona?

    Tis rather a shame I got transferred to chester le street, pity I won't be around durham this weekend.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    budda wrote: »
    Brummies are northerners, anything much above the M25 is 'the north'.

    Yup. Personally I think Cambridge is where the south stops and the north begins. People from the Midlands are just in denial about being crap northerners.

    I'm southern born and bred and very southern at that. And that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mum's side of the family are all from Leeds and Wakefield and because of this I am a supporter of Leeds football club as it runs in the family so I can't take the piss out of the northerners too much...

    However my dad's side of the family are from London and I was born and brought up in the South so I can still say that we're better than you! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm from Tyne & Wear and my boyfriend is from Hampshire. We take the piss out of each other all the time. Living in the north, as we do, he has to make sure he can't be overheard by anyone who doesn't realise he's joking. We both call magpies 'Scum birds' though because they're black and white. I don't know if anyone gets the reference...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JamesZero wrote: »
    Yeah it was terrible this morning on the trains...

    Maybe when you discover electricity up north you will realise the chaos this kind of weather can bring! :razz:

    You even have electricity up there??! I thought you all still lived in caves :P

    Mneh.. snow hasnt caused too much hassle here. it wasn't even a centimetre, and had gone by lunch...
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    I had no problems on the road to London this morning.

    Of course London and the surrounding transport systems are going to suffer, there the busiest systems in the country and don't exactly run smoothly in the dry.

    I think this diagram represents the north south divide perfectly.

    Travelling from North to South....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, the north where we know that we ain't always right but still work our asses to the bone to get things right. And shows we're stronger and can rip you to pieces.
    And then the south where you think you're top of the food chain and then fuck everything up and blame everyone else for it.
    Sounds about right.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote: »
    Ye's are all a pack of wankers in my eyes. :thumb:

    :lol:

    Haha, yea I've got a better debate: what's better - AIDS or cancer?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Addict wrote: »
    :lol:

    Haha, yea I've got a better debate: what's better - AIDS or cancer?

    Woudl that be Bad Aids or Good Aids? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    Woudl that be Bad Aids or Good Aids? :p

    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFNs2mOkKzc
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    budda wrote: »
    Brummies are northerners, anything much above the M25 is 'the north'.

    Anything above the downs is 'north' for me :p It was nice to have snow that laid for a while, I cant remember the last time it did that, I think it may have been when I was still in school.

    And I'm a very proud southerner, born and breed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wish i was back down south, in the ring of civilisation (M25).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    I wonder if louise is having her usual bacardi and coke, or corona?

    Tis rather a shame I got transferred to chester le street, pity I won't be around durham this weekend.


    Are you trying to say I'm predictable? :grump:

    I'll have you know I drank two apple VKs last week, I find them really sickly now though :sour:

    I still haven't been to the bar in Chester-le-Street.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    wish i was back down south, in the ring of civilisation (M25).

    Leeds could do with a few less Londoners.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crocidolite wrote: »
    Leeds could do with a few less Londoners.

    Agreed :thumb:
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