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Who's ready for the trick or treaters tonight?
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Normally I don't minds the little ones on Halloween night. I hate them at any other times
I might fix up an electric shocker to my gate
All my house lights gonna be out tonight, never answer the door, and chance it walking past the front door to go to the toilet. Sorted!
It's not the genuinely little kids who want a sweet that are the problem. It's the 16 year old chavs who will petrol bomb your windows unless you give them a 20 pound note...
Fuck me, if only it were that easy. You think the chavs aren't gonna use it as an excuse like every other year?
Ready? Yup.
:grump:
and having 2 dogs isn't great fun as they bark like anything every time anyone knocks at the door.
for the past 2 years i've been at uni and we never had any trick or treaters but i'm in different house this year so who knows. but i live in the basement anyway so i won't hear the door! even if i did i'd ignore it.
I have rain to take care of that!
im having one of those days and i got the feeling tonight will not ber any better. last year they broke a window and tryed to set fire to the fence. wonder what tonight will bring. mostly chavs. and there so nasty and only 6yrs old and upwards!
Or unwrap sweets and rewrap them with dead spiders inside.
Still, i got all the lights out in the house, and the tv, with just the glow of the laptop screen to see where im going!
Piss yourself, wear a manky thread bare cardigan and food stained grey trousers, rub some lard through your hair, aquire a pair of jam jar specs and then answer the door holding your crotch, leer suggestively and invite the kids in for 'special sweets'. Be sure to repeatedly douse yourself in piss through out the night, you want to be marinated in your own urine for the proper smell.
After the first two or three groups, you'll not be bothered again....at least not by kids....
I accept no responsibility for angry mobs with burning torches descending upon your house shouting "paedo paedo, out, out!".