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Choose your own cabinet!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Hmph, I've got a degree in Politics, and I'm doing a PhD in it :grump:

    (But then, I've encountered a lot of twats along the way, which I guess proves your theory...)

    I study it too ;) Hence I'm saying most and not all.
    Where do(did?) you study? What are you currently doing your PHD on?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ME ...for education!:shocking:
    my mind just boggled ...i'd make a pretty tough home sec though. seriously:thumb:
    klint for foriegn affairs is a must ...i can see him now convincing all the world leaders that their countries don't exist ...peace at last.
    who said blag for whip ...? spot on.
    suzycream for queen.
    clan for education.
    luke for prime minister ...like they have bush dangling on others peoples strings kinda leader ...if you can't convince 'em confuse 'em.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    klint for foriegn affairs is a must ...i can see him now convincing all the world leaders that their countries don't exist ...peace at last.
    That's the solution to the Middle East crisis. Send Klintock in to talk to the leaders, and convince them their countries don't exist. That way, the Israelis notice they haven't invaded a country at all, because no country existed in the first place. Those soldiers are released immediately, the fighting ends, the world rejoices, Klintock goes down as the best Foreign Secretary ever to exist. Everybody wins.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Prime Minister: Me!
    Deputy Prime Minister: Clandestine
    Chancellor of the Exchequer: Disillusioned
    Foreign Secretary: Morrocan Roll
    Trade & Industry Secretary:Turlough
    Home Secretary: Bongbudda
    Health Secretary: Aladdin
    Culture Secretary: Stargalaxy
    Minister for Constitutional Affairs: Man of Kent
    International Development Secretary: **Helen**
    Education Secretary: Sophia (Happy???)
    Minister for Communities & Local Government: Jim_V
    Work & Pensions Secretary: Blagsta
    Defence Secretary: Teh Gerbil
    Transport Secretary: Briggi
    The Chief Whip: KHSS (Knee High Stripey Socks)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    Culture Secretary: Stargalaxy
    OK, my first duty will be to re-house John Prescott in the Millennium Dome, along with that American who gave him the cowboy gear that Two Shags likes so much. Then we send in for a wrecking ball.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    OK, my first duty will be to re-house John Prescott in the Millennium Dome, along with that American who gave him the cowboy gear that Two Shags likes so much. Then we send in for a wrecking ball.

    :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You feminists, your all so wonderful! :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Chancellor of the Exchequer: Disillusioned

    :lol: I hate Maths and I've never studied economics...Although nor has Gordon Brown I suppose. Anyway, there'll be tax cuts funded by budget cuts resulting from similar policies to those of Bill Clinton on welfare reform..
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Foreign Secretary: Aladdin

    :nervous:
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Home Secretary: Bongbudda

    I guess a re-think on drugs policy might not be a bad thing.

    Anyway here's mine:

    Prime Minister: Moi
    Deputy Prime Minister: Jim V
    Chancellor of the Exchequer: MoK
    Foreign Secretary: NQA
    Trade & Industry Secretary: Kermit
    Home Secretary: Bongbudda
    Health Secretary: Dear Wendy
    Homeland Security: Matadore (The Tories have a Shadow minister for Homeland Security and I think it would be a wise addition to the cabinet)
    Culture Secretary: MR
    Minister for Constitutional Affairs: klintock
    International Development Secretary: Thunderstruck
    Education Secretary: Toadborg
    Minister for Communities & Local Government: wheresmyplacebo
    Work & Pensions Secretary: Fiend_85
    Defence Secretary: Stargalaxy
    Transport Secretary: Aladdin
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cabinet
    ETA: Someone already did the same thing I hadn't read the whole thread. Shame!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I hate Maths and I've never studied economics... Although nor has Gordon Brown I suppose. Anyway, there'll be tax cuts funded by budget cuts resulting from similar policies to those of Bill Clinton on welfare reform..
    The tax cuts you will implement in my government will be funded by cutting down on the size of government, and by getting rid of useless non-jobs like five-a-day co-ordinators. Oh, and by locking John Prescott in the Millennium Dome for the rest of time for Londoners to laugh at.
    Defence Secretary: Stargalaxy
    I'll get our troops out of Iraq now, shall I? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I'll get our troops out of Iraq now, shall I? :p

    Nah, because I'm foreign secretary and on deployment of troops I trump you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NQA wrote:
    Nah, because I'm foreign secretary and on deployment of troops I trump you.
    Oh great, a pluralist government where two people do the same job. What luck!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Minister for Constitutional Affairs: Man of Kent

    Chancellor of the Exchequer: MoK

    Fantastic.

    In one Govt I can abolish the Lords and monarchy and in the other I can tax the fuckers instead...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    What a bunch of sexists the P&D crowd appear to be :p

    Now, now Dahling don't go worrying you little head over this...

    How about Minister from Children, it that appropriate sweetheart?


    Okay guys, time to keep the little women happy, they're getting all emotional now

    :p

    Seriously, I couldn't think of enough of your posts to offer anything, Jacq is Danish and there isn't a Minister for Torture over here and I don't see GWST around much these days...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanatos for defence I say
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Double post
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now, now Dahling don't go worrying you little head over this...

    How about Minister from Children, it that appropriate sweetheart?


    Okay guys, time to keep the little women happy, they're getting all emotional now

    :p


    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Prime Minister: Kaffrin
    Deputy Prime Minister: Me
    Chancellor of the Exchequer: icey
    Foreign Secretary: Wyetry
    Trade & Industry Secretary: Thunderstruck
    Home Secretary: Infinite
    Health Secretary: Kentish
    Culture Secretary: Addict
    Minister for Constitutional Affairs: Kermit
    International Development Secretary: KHSS
    Education Secretary: Sophia
    Minister for Communities & Local Government: blah
    Work & Pensions Secretary: Moroccan Roll
    Defence Secretary: Teh_gerbil
    Transport Secretary: JsT
    The Chief Whip: LadyJade
    Sports Minister: migpilot
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i chose 6 women, feeling a bit better now?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How come not one other person on these boards who like Politics and Debate would put me in their cabinet? I feel that i shall be reduced to insignificant back bencher work for my entire life.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MrG wrote:
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    Defence Secretary: Teh_gerbil

    Thankyou. *bows* I shall assume my job ASAP.

    My own cabinet, eh? Well well...

    Prime Minister: Oneself
    Deputy Prime Minister: Renzo
    Chancellor of the Exchequer: Blagsta
    Foreign Secretary: Aladdin
    Trade & Industry Secretary: Toadborg
    Home Secretary: Bongbudda
    Health Secretary: Kentish
    Culture Secretary: MrG
    Minister for Constitutional Affairs: Kermit
    International Development Secretary: Stargalaxy
    Education Secretary: Rolly! He's got all the knowledge.
    Minister for Communities & Local Government: Turlough
    Work & Pensions Secretary: wheresmyplacebo
    Defence Secretary: Migpilot
    Transport Secretary: JsT
    The Chief Whip: I wonder who likes whips on this board?:chin: Apply in my office.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Thankyou. *bows* I shall assume my job ASAP.

    My own cabinet, eh? Well well...


    Deputy Prime Minister: Renzo


    :hyper:

    I'll go find my cowboy hat.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Renzo wrote:
    :hyper:

    I'll go find my cowboy hat.
    :thumb:

    A good hat can make or break a government! I have mine at the ready...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    :lol:

    Is there a not a Minister for shoes and fluffy kittens? Or celebrity gossip? Then I guess Minister for Children will have to do :D

    Oh and thanks MrG, much happier now :)

    I've had a reshuffle and cos I have no DPM I've got a spare position in my cabinet:

    Minister for Shoes, fluffy kittens and celebrity gossip: Sophia :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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