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Worst Movies
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Post the worst movie you have ever seen to spare others the torture.
Mine is "Brick" :banghead:
Mine is "Brick" :banghead:
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And Titanic - basically a three hour excuse for why rich people deserve to live more than poor people; sickening
Or Man on Fire - Hollywood's sudden realisation that if it made the hero black then it could be repulsively racist about Latin Americans and no one would notice.
The Phantom Menace - Lets make a new movie in the best sci-fi series ever about tax returns - Greorge Lucas, you are an autistic mentalist.
Star trek V - William Shatner proves that you can record an ego on film, and it doesn't look good.
Wind Talkers - I love John Woo, but someone seriously needs to point out that people didn't use to somersault over each other holding two guns whilst taking Iwo Jima.
The Assassin - Nikita is one of the best films ever made, The Assassin is one of the worst remakes ever - Bridget Fonda, let's all pray you never make a single film again for the rest of your life.
The Hulk
4 attempts so far to watch it and never get more then half way..
You sure you don't mean Unbreakable with Bruce Willis
Highlander 2: It's not bad enough that they brought aliens into it, they had to contradict half of the things they said in the first movie. Who was the idiot?
bad taste - got half way through that before giving up
jack frost 2 - :eek2:
umm and i think its called something like 'american nightmare' - awwful
Electra was 10 times worse!!
Signs - I don't know why I found this so scary, but I couldn't sleep for weeks afterwards
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Can't believe I spent a fiver on this on VHS. There is nothing there except a title!
Meet the Parents/Fockers - So cringe-worthy. I hate films like that so much I cannot remember how I was talked into watching the sequel after I'd hated the first that much.
ET - never seen it all the way through but it's totally overhyped and it shouldn't win all the "50 greatest whatevers" on TV.
The Others - promised to be all spooky and mysterious and great. Instead we get Nicole Kidman being jumpy and shutting doors all the time. Turns out they were dead already. Wahey!
Shit list:
Elektra
Hulk
Titanic
Signs
Wind talkers
The Others
Dumb and Dumber and Dumb and Dumberer
The Cable Guy
DOMINO (Never ever watch this shit!)
Jarhead!!!
Twister
Jarhead
Final Destination 2 & 3
Any Scary Movie after the first one.
Pearl Harbour is up there.
the shining - i'm not one for scary movies at all but i actually fell asleep watching this
I'm of the very unpopular opinion that Reservoir Dogs is vastly overrated and - dare I say - a bit shit.
Perfect with John Travolta and Jamie Lee Curtis. Imagine a 90 minute version of the Eric Pridz Call On Me video.
The Grudge - Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Japanese horror remake. Need I say more?
Weekend (mainly because I didn't have a clue what was going on the whole time, and I'm a film graduate)
Halloween, the most overrated pile of crap I've ever seen. Still a bit harsh to put it in my worst ever films though, I think.
I Spit On Your Grave - I figured anything that Margaret Thatcher banned must be good, but it turns out she had good taste in this case. Not only is the film crap, but you can't hear most of it because the sound recording is so shit.
101 Dalmatians the live action version - what's the point of 101 Dalmatians where the dogs don't talk?
We still laugh about it to this day
Castaway
national treasure
the ring trilogy (including original japanese ones, just plain boring)
Blair Witch
Ali
Hotel Paradiso
Used to work in a video shop, sat through my fair share of shit :thumb:
At least these movies give me something to talk about afterwards.