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The OFFICIAL Jim V facts thread!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Jim V doesn't play God. God plays Jim V.


Jim V got cold. So he turned up the heat and started banning people.


Jim V drinks napalm to cure his heartburn.


Jim V doesn't chew gum. Jim V chews Uranium shells.


Jim V doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V killed superman...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V ate the Hoff and Chuck Norris for breakfast.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On valentines day Jim V sent a card to every single woman in the World, as a result most men around the World are now single!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^^ Jim V IS valentine :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V has a third leg...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V once cycled around the world for charity with his eyes shut.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    On valentines day Jim V sent a card to every single woman in the World, as a result most men around the World are now single!

    JimV didn't send me a valentine :no: :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V once killed a douzen sharks with his bare hands...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V pulled a child from a burning building
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Jim V has a ping so low, it isd rumoured to go into minus numbers.

    Thats how ninja he is!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V fought a bear to the death and then ate it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When Jim V fart it smells like roses...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V has a big penis
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V reconfigured the internet and backed the lot up onto a single floppy disk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V doesn't have a super hero alter-ego, Jim V is who superheroes want to be.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Jim V is the love child of a one night stand between Chuck Norris and The Hoff.


    :lol::lol::lol::lol: Best one so far!! :thumb:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Sheriff John Bunnell tried to give Jim V a ticket, but he was just to scared, so he let him off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V invented the internet and the steam engine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V doesn't need a post of the week to get a thesite.org wristband
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jim v refused my proposal of marriage .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V is the father of my 10 kids.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wonder if Jim has read these yet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    Jim V is the father of my 10 kids.

    Jim V is the father of EVERYONE's kids.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Jim V found a way to compress all data in every computer in the world enough to fit in 1 megabyte. Then he destroyed the method so someone else could do it too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V is not going to be able to fit through a door once his head's swollen from reading this thread...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V doesn't move, eat, or drink. He just thinks it, and it happens.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V declined a luncheon invitation from God.
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