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The OFFICIAL Jim V facts thread!!

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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Jim V has more processing power than all the computers in the world. Combined.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jim fixed it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welsh Jemz wrote:
    JimV didn't send me a valentine :no: :crying:

    The irony of course being that Jim's surname is in fact Valentine.

    Jim V once won a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V is his own father.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V has counted to infinite and back again. Twice!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V was offered £20million by the banker and still did no-deal.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V breeds octopusses and the octopusses LIKE it.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V taught Stephen Hawkings everything he knows.

    Jim V also knows a cure for death.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V is immortal
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    If Jim V were to look into a mirror, he would see everything the right way around, because he can bend the laws of physics.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V can play a wobble board better than Rolf Harris
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV was a fireman in a former life, he tamed the fire

    and was then brought up on charges of conspiring to make a universe through a big bang
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V invented the wheel.

    Jim V also hax at life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V = win
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    [Whois] Jim_V
    • Real Name: God
    • Address: Jim_V@I.Am.God
    • Channels: Every channel ever
    • IRC Server: *.* * All IRC Servers
    [End of Whois]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stonehenge was really a holiday home origionally designed for Jim V, but after months of council disputes and problems with planning permission, the idea was scrapped and he moved to barbados instead
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jimmy is a stoner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V has to sleep with the light on. Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark's scared of him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And as for jim'll fix it, jimmy saville only ever had a tv show

    cause JimV broke it
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Jim V didn't break it, he mearly didn't finish fixing it... He was too busy saving the universe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V is so scary even his hair ran away...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Jim V is so scary even his hair ran away...
    it's a known fact that Jim V's hair fell out due to a high degree of kryptonite in his diet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    it's a known fact that Jim V's hair fell out due to a high degree of kryptonite in his diet.

    with shreddies
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    Jim V was offered £20million by the banker and still did no-deal.....
    and won...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crikey... my head is now this big...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V can light a cigarette with a mere train of thought
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When JimV stares, holes burn in the back of peoples heads
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V sunk Atlantis, purely because a dog looked at him funny.

    The film Rambo is based on Jim V's trips to Tesco.

    On the eight day God created Jim V, who then kicked him in the nuts and called him a "work shy bastard".

    The only thing to fear, is fear itself. And Jim V.

    Jim V is the only person to have met Jessica Fletcher and lived to tell the tale.

    Jim V shot the sheriff. Then he most certainly shot the deputy. Twice.

    Jim V framed Roger rabbit.
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