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When we girls drink too much

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
I got this by mail today:

When we girls drink too much:

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
Butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We have suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. [Edited cause I found it offensive]

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love him
Or her sooooo much.

6.we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We have found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We have suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that is just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it is their fault that we are
having problems walking straight.

So... how many have you experienced?
For me... 1 through 8. :blush:
(Well, maybe minus nº3) lol.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol all so true.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When we girls drink too much...

    We buy cars by mistake :|:|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sera wrote:
    When we girls drink too much...

    We buy cars by mistake :|:|

    :lol: Will teach you not to go on ebay when you are drunk. Or just stay offline altogether would be much safer.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1 to 7 (minus No.3), 11 (which i have done when half asleep, but I always noticed in time that it was down.) and 12 again have done when sobber as sometime heels can be such a bitch anyway.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sera wrote:
    When we girls drink too much...

    We buy cars by mistake :|:|


    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg soooo funny. all except the pee with toilet seat down!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    number 9 is oh so true, and number 11, about the shoes, thats why you might cut your feet, cause you took your shoes off
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've done a few on that list :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey its the like commandments of a girls night out! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what was number 4 :chin:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z01 wrote:
    what was number 4 :chin:

    lol i know i'm intreuged :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can't say I've done any of those while drunk... I just find everything hysterical and can't stand up let alone walk - so the shoes don't get blamed; and then I fall asleep (in bed). :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohmygod, they're all so true!! They actually brought back a lot of memories reading through those :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh so true :yes: Apart from number 3, cos I'm the least violent person you'll ever meet. I'm normally an insanely happy drunk, but once I start crying, just you try and stop me :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All true, except 8, 10 and 11 for me. Excluding 8 coz I smoke anyways..... Oh and 9 coz I work in a bar and know what that feels like.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    4. In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago
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