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When we girls drink too much
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I got this by mail today:
When we girls drink too much:
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
Butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We have suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. [Edited cause I found it offensive]
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love him
Or her sooooo much.
6.we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We have found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We have suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that is just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it is their fault that we are
having problems walking straight.
So... how many have you experienced?
For me... 1 through 8.
(Well, maybe minus nº3) lol.
When we girls drink too much:
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
Butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We have suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
4. [Edited cause I found it offensive]
5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love him
Or her sooooo much.
6.we get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"
7. We have found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We have suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that is just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it is their fault that we are
having problems walking straight.
So... how many have you experienced?
For me... 1 through 8.
(Well, maybe minus nº3) lol.
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We buy cars by mistake
Will teach you not to go on ebay when you are drunk. Or just stay offline altogether would be much safer.
lol i know i'm intreuged