Orgasms

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What does an orgasm feel like to you?

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Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

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Yea agreed there

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Girls get so much better orgasams then guys.

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Walkindude wrote:

Girls get so much better orgasams then guys.

They get multiple ones, for starters.

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1983 wrote:

Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

That plus my whole body seems to shake.

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It feels like I'm pissing molton lava and I just want to die. Oh wait, I'm getting confused with gonorrhea. An orgasm? Hmm, they feel like I've just found a tenner on the floor and there's a Penny Chew sale on down the road :yippe:

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yup its true.

And they can get multiples or just have individual orgasams again and again and again, plus there are these mind blowing exepreinces, with shaking and all sorts.

A mans orgasam is short and sweet but not in the league of the girls orgasam.

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Brave Dave wrote:

An orgasm? Hmm, they feel like I've just found a tenner on the floor and there's a Penny Chew sale on down the road :yippe:

You are one funny guy. Love it.

I think Becky summed it up pretty well!

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awesome. :thumb:

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Walkindude wrote:

A mans orgasam is short and sweet but not in the league of the girls orgasam.

Yeah but we get to shoot a hot sticky load of creamy cum wherever we want. They can keep their "multiples" and their "body shakers", I aint swappin' my Love Ammo for NOTHIN'!!1!

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Lol!!

I have to say, you do get some satisfaction from seeing the results of your labours lol.

Still, earth shattering, body shaking, multiple, red faced, squirting, eye blurring, screaming orgasams that women have, are far better then our loaded ammo.

Unless maybe, your Peter North

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Brave Dave wrote:

Yeah but we get to shoot a hot sticky load of creamy cum wherever we want. They can keep their "multiples" and their "body shakers", I aint swappin' my Love Ammo for NOTHIN'!!1!

Lol at that

Can't really describe the feeling, but its damn good

I guess it differs from person to person

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it is different almost every time for me, sometimes its just like a lovely release and gentle good feelings, sometimes its mindblowing, sometimes it lasts for few moments, sometimes for 30 seconds! sometimes its just the one, sometimes its again and again and again in huge multiple waves of pleasure.
It depends on so many things

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Brave Dave wrote:

Yeah but we get to shoot a hot sticky load of creamy cum wherever we want...

Yes, but that can get very messy if you shoot it "wherever", couldn't it?

I wonder how many men would like to become a woman for 24 hours so they can find out what the female orgasm is like...

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stargalaxy wrote:

Yes, but that can get very messy if you shoot it "wherever", couldn't it?

I wonder how many men would like to become a woman for 24 hours so they can find out what the female orgasm is like...

i have thought about it

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Pressure being release... Which feels good obvisouly...
The more pressure the biggest the orgasm will be...

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stargalaxy wrote:

I wonder how many men would like to become a woman for 24 hours so they can find out what the female orgasm is like...

yeah but theyd never want to go back!

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rainbow brite wrote:

yeah but theyd never want to go back!

Much as I'd like to know what it's like to have breasts, I'm not sure I'd be as keen on having periods.

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stargalaxy wrote:

Much as I'd like to know what it's like to have breasts, I'm not sure I'd be as keen on having periods.

Yep but it means you can carry a baby which aint such a bad deal.
And also with a woman brain multitasking become much easier.

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

(1) Yep but it means you can carry a baby which aint such a bad deal.
(2) And also with a woman brain multitasking become much easier.

(1) I've never thought about what that's like until now.
(2) Good point. Hmm...

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

Yep but it means you can carry a baby which aint such a bad deal.
And also with a woman brain multitasking become much easier.

You've got to be kidding.

From start to finish most periods last about a week. That's a QUARTER of your ADULT LIFE spent aching, grumpy, in pain, oh yeah and BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA!

And what for? So that at some point you can carry a baby? You mean that the monthly pain is so that you can have 9 months of increasing uncomfort which climaxes in something the size of a water melon squeezing out a hole which really shouldn't stretch that far?

No thanks :no: I'm quite content with my Hunter Gatherer role within the nuclear family. If I was given the opportunity to bleed out my dick for quarter of my life and then give birth I'd politely decline.

:crying:

And what the heck's "multitasking" anyway? An urban myth if you ask me.

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Brave Dave wrote:

You've got to be kidding.

From start to finish most periods last about a week. That's a QUARTER of your ADULT LIFE spent aching, grumpy, in pain, oh yeah and BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA!

And what for? So that at some point you can carry a baby? You mean that the monthly pain is so that you can have 9 months of increasing uncomfort which climaxes in something the size of a water melon squeezing out a hole which really shouldn't stretch that far?

:yes:

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Brave Dave wrote:

You've got to be kidding.

From start to finish most periods last about a week. That's a QUARTER of your ADULT LIFE spent aching, grumpy, in pain, oh yeah and BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA!

And what for? So that at some point you can carry a baby? You mean that the monthly pain is so that you can have 9 months of increasing uncomfort which climaxes in something the size of a water melon squeezing out a hole which really shouldn't stretch that far?

No thanks :no: I'm quite content with my Hunter Gatherer role within the nuclear family. If I was given the opportunity to bleed out my dick for quarter of my life and then give birth I'd politely decline.

BRAVE Dave...

Brave Dave wrote:

And what the heck's "multitasking" anyway? An urban myth if you ask me.

Not an urban myth at all. Even some men can multitask, it is just easier with a woman brain as their design make multitasking easier to achieve, but not all woman can multitask either.

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your-babe wrote:

confused about your stats... what if I umm... had 'more frequent' periods than that?!

Well, most girls start to have periods between the ages of 12 and 17 and not from birth, so it would probably average out even if you did have more than one peroid a month. And if you did have more than one a month, wouldn't that be wrong anyway?!!

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Brave Dave wrote:

You've got to be kidding.

From start to finish most periods last about a week. That's a QUARTER of your ADULT LIFE spent aching, grumpy, in pain, oh yeah and BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA!

And what for? So that at some point you can carry a baby? You mean that the monthly pain is so that you can have 9 months of increasing uncomfort which climaxes in something the size of a water melon squeezing out a hole which really shouldn't stretch that far?

Oh my, my periods are not that bad...not to be too graphic but seriously for many women thats a major over reaction.

Edited because i sounded a bit harsh, i hate typing tone! :wave:

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It's hard to describe but being on E's is as close as you're going to get.

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turlough wrote:

It's hard to describe but being on E's is as close as you're going to get.

Really is E that good? Do you get physical pleasure.

(total pathetic naive never done drugs in my life here )

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

Not an urban myth at all. Even some men can multitask, it is just easier with a woman brain as their design make multitasking easier to achieve, but not all woman can multitask either.

Yeah but my point is, what the dickens is multi-tasking? Sure, it means being able to do two or more things at once but EVERYONE does that. I can walk, talk and even juggle apples all at the same time if I want. People say "Women are better at multitasking" but what does this actually mean? Give me an example. It just sounds to me like one of those things that people say but don't actually know what it means.

Hang on, I've got to stop typing a moment so I can inhale some more air. Damn I wish I could multitask

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1983 wrote:

Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

:yes: Spot on