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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    meh! keep them! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I escaped! I'm posting this from my own computer and I'm as free as a bird!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yay
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll try and get some pics up later, at the moment food is more important :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah you can keep them. :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    I escaped! I'm posting this from my own computer and I'm as free as a bird!
    I knew it! No one can resist top-quality drostors! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Popular Front For the Liberation of Discordia has also carried out a kidnapping, in support of previous kidnappings. Unless our demands are met, we will execute our prisoner:

    iraq_hostage_barbie.jpg

    And please make sure the ice cream is kept in a cool box this time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    I knew it! No one can resist top-quality drostors! :D
    We couldn't work out what Drostors were! Eventually Kermit came round to the idea of the turnip and let us go.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    -Do you remember those terrorist that had taken hostage 10 lawyers?
    -How could I forget? Those fiends threatened to release one of them every half an hour if their demands weren't met!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I managed to escape and am now safe in my own home. We were treated safely, although I was made to sleep in the shed :(Not really .

    They have a lovely house too, Jammy bastards.
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