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BillieTheBot
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We have KHSS and JsT hostage and we're not afraid to use them.
Any offers?
Any offers?
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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:crying:
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oooooh,
but no briggi then? :impissed:
I'll offer you a 2 pints of bitter and a turnip, Kermit.
Well, I did make an offer. No reason to compain, unless you want them to use you for the perverted purposes.
What about 5 drostors with 2 strepitons each? That a good offer?
Preference of bitter? Didn't see you turn that down...
if only the potatoe wedges hadnt tempted you, then you wouldnt be in that mess
so ellie, when is good to pop around for tea
Chocolate Oranges? They're not Terry's.
Are you really sure about that? You won't just be allowed one cup! :no:
but first let me ask the hostages one question ...is kermit realy like victor meldrew?
i like tea though, i drank loads when i was at ellies last
Because I didn't see that coming. :rolleyes:
Not much I know, but it's all I have. Apart from half a smoked sausage. You can have that too if you reply quickly
I read "A half smoked sausage". I got confused.