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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Sorry...got a thing for the mature laydees.
    keep it quiet but ...i met her one foggy night on the steps of the convent ...i'm telling you ...you aint man enough to handle such a woman ...seriously ...neither was i.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    keep it quiet but ...i met her one foggy night on the steps of the convent ...i'm telling you ...you aint man enough to handle such a woman ...seriously ...neither was i.

    Don't think I could...those nuns are randy!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Becky. Marry me?

    Sorry, im married :D

    and Rolly behave yourself, sheesh what will people think of me now :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    Are you a monkey hanger?

    Clue: yes you are.

    Howay!

    I am :p

    and for people who dont know what a monkey hanger is I shall tell you. I am originally from Hartlepool and many many years ago they hung a monkey because they thought he was a French spy :eek:


    Andrew, and you can behave yourself as well, ya worky ticket :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Sorry...got a thing for the mature laydees.

    But im not a lady :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BeckyBoo wrote:
    But im not a lady :D
    i was gonna tell 'em that bit as well ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i was gonna tell 'em that bit as well ...








    Piss orf :lol:
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