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every day a story frm me about nothing

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
my 1st on is about the man on the moon who hand made a band called 112 who then got rich and die of singing tomany sad songs .



One dark nigth on the hills of penpal lived a cd cover who wished one day to be a man and go live on the moon so he did and now he lives on the moon . Now wat he did not know was god put this cd man on this earth to go to the moon and make a thig called a CD so ppl could hear him so he made a cd but it had nothign on it so he said one day i need some one like puff daddy but sader so he locked him self on the moon in a room wich door number was 112 then when he had made this group of mad sad ppl he came out of the room and said wat shall i call them . He looked at the door number adn said 113 then said no 112 but ppl shall say 1 12 yer so then he said they will sell alot of these "cds". And so they did and they made ppl verey sad then one day they got shot by a gang of ppl called emo's who where sick of being sad and that is that



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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    very nice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your arse is gonna be beaten on here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    112......that shit is bombastic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your arse is gonne be beaten on here.

    i will take u up on that :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :chin: :yeees: :confused:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    What the fuck are you on about?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well if u look at the top of the page it says it is like there look !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rss3000 wrote:
    well if u look at the top of the page it says it is like there look !
    you need to take your medication son ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you have a disability?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think it's shocking that they're released into the community so soon.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I think it's shocking that they're released into the community so soon.

    Perhaps he was let out of Severalls when it closed down? On a rather pissing-me-off note, some complete arses set fire to part of Severalls. Why do they have to trash all the cool places to explore?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how do i get to the moon room?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Third left, then take your second right, it should be round the next corner then.

    Possibly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I will listen for the singing from door 101
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Do you have a disability?
    Seriously, go troll somewhere else
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: What have you been smoking mister?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    today the story of the boy who can do it all.

    the boy woke for a deep sleep he had an album called life after death wich he go to sleep to. when i woke he wanted to rap sing and dance and go pub so he tryend to dance but could not cos he is white .Then the rap and so on thill he just when down the pub and got pissed and woke up in a bed with a girl who had seen him rap and thought he was good so she druged him took him home and gave him a job in her place of work wich shall not be said on the road wich will nevr be because he had sold him self to the devil and he later found out that to get out of hell he had to go up and do a deed for the devil the most evil of deeds wich was to kill some one in his old house where his mum and dad where . he walked down the street down the road where he had his 1st kiss and walked up the steps to the door where he said to his mum and dad his good byes befor he left to stay in the big city wich he had never came bk frm. He walked in to his old house close'ed the door and .............. find out another day moohahahahahahahahahha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my my, quite an imagination you have there..
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    You know, he's like this in person aswell ;p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    :eek2: what...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its true..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i just wish it was tomorrow today....I can't wait to find out the next installment!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    part 2 :

    He looked at his old front room where he saw his 1st birthday. it all came bk. to him he walked up the stairs when he got to the top he opened his old room up his mum and dad had left it the way it was the day he had gone then walked down the hall to his mum and dads room when he stooped and hurd then joke about how nice there sun is to them and something about a party but as his mum and dad said lets have a party for there son he ran in got out to daggers which the devil had put love mum and dad on them. watt a sick joke the boy thought and put them in to his mum and dads hart then had to take the bodies all of 3 miles with the bodies dragging on the floor in the dead of nigh to the devils den opened the door and then the devil said u did well u are free to go but u will always have ur mum and dads blood on ur hands. At that time the boy took out a dagger and killed himself but watt he did not know was as he killed his mum and dad he was stuck for life in the underworld of hell. and u know how i know this because i was that boy and i am bk for u alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I've met your mum and dad tho... Your mum does good fish n chips :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that was funny Dr Pirate. ur in a good mood today :)
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    rss3000 wrote:
    that was funny Dr Pirate. ur in a good mood today :)
    I am indeed :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    other ppl reply or i stop the storys and then how will u get to bed then. do not tell me u dirty ppl lol
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I think you should release this in daily installments to the Papers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    today the story of the mig-29 that could i will post it l8er i am off to lunch
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Woo! I wait it eagerly.
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