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Girls: Where do you hide your Vibrator?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cupboard in my bedside table. Easy to reach whenever i feel the urge!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RudeBwoy wrote:
    Are most girls embaressed about their naughty stuff then?

    my mother thinks any girl with a vibrator is a complete and utter slag
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how can you be a slag if the only person your shagging is yourself?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    how can you be a slag if the only person your shagging is yourself?

    That is a very good point. Nothing wrong with giving yourself some self loving.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Oh touché. I feel so put in my place.
    Especially coming from someone with a Bang On The Door avatar. Yes, I really feel humbled now.

    It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ~kaz~ wrote:
    It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.

    seems strange you've changed it! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only live with my mum and older sister and I would be really embarrased if they found them!! So I still hide it all in a bag in my knicker drawer!! :angel: :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ~kaz~ wrote:
    It is just a picture so stop being such an arse.

    Well try once in a while to have a bit of a sense of humour. It´s not like we´re talking about the Middle East peace process for fuck´s sake - just chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself quite so seriously. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Thunderstruck wrote:
    Well try once in a while to have a bit of a sense of humour. It´s not like we´re talking about the Middle East peace process for fuck´s sake - just chill the fuck out and stop taking yourself quite so seriously. Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
    oh shush, stop kicking up a fuss in every thread you post in ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Super-human wrote:
    my mother thinks any girl with a vibrator is a complete and utter slag

    What about guys who own dildos/buttplugs etc? I'm genuinely curious! Go on, go and ask your mum ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

    Ilora x
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Ilora-Danon wrote:
    I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

    Ilora x
    I think that's a lie ;]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    me neither....

    but i cant say ive not been thinking of one...

    you know... those lonely nights!!
    :hyper: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

    edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    legowars wrote:
    shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

    edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.

    LMAO :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I think that's a lie ;]
    Unfortunately, it's really not!! :lol:

    Ilora x
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Ilora-Danon wrote:
    Unfortunately, it's really not!! :lol:

    Ilora x
    It's OK, just ignore the pervert.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    oh shush, stop kicking up a fuss in every thread you post in ;[

    To be honest, most of the posts here are so damn boring made by people who think anyone else cares what they have to say that I feel it´s my responsibility to try and stimulate a bit of interesting banter. If everyone agrees with the topic then it makes for dull-as reading. I try to be constructive in my shit-stirring so as to stimulate the maximum number of replies and thus maximise interesting content. I don´t try and actively offend people (though I probably fail in that and for this I apologize just in case anyone actually takes me seriously) but people like kaz who think that they are so damn sanctimonious in telling people like me to shut-up when all I´m trying to do is lighten up a boring thread with a very obvious joke just piss me off.

    And to think all of this came from such an innocuous little puerile joke...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't have one, and I don't mind admitting I'm a bit too prudish to buy one without being mortified. Especially as my flatmate would find out sooner or later and he'd laugh (then tell all our mutual friends) 'cos he's been trying to talk me into buying one for ages.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    seems strange you've changed it! :p

    :p I just got bored of it. And Thunderstruck I do have a sense of humour just what you say isn't funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?

    Nope, I wrote the dictionary! That and I receive the word of the day from dictionary.com
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally Posted by Zella
    Far to many big words.....has someone been reading the dictionary?

    i think so...

    its a very nice reading... NOT...

    ahh weell, any you girls recomend? (not dictionaries, vibrators plz :p )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    legowars wrote:
    shit. i keep mine under my mattress and i just realised now that my bed has beent aken apart by the girl doing my bedroom! HAHAHA shit. i wonder where she put it? i never ever use it though, eep.

    edit: i jsut found it in my underwear drawr. hahaha with kitchen paper covering it. LMAO. i'm so embarassed now =\.
    Haha. Bless.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep mines in one of those cash box things at the back of my cupboard with the key hidden in my jewellery box.
    I still live with my parents and the last thing I want is them finding it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ilora-Danon wrote:
    I don't own a vibrator... :blush:

    Ilora x

    Oh high five, after reading things like this I wonder if Im the only one w/o one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mines hidden between a pillow in my cupboard. I can just imagine my parents face if they found it :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    one of my great fears is of us both dying horribly, and my parents having to go through our stuff and finding my stash, and thinking 'omg, our daughter was a terrible pervert'.

    i often think like this too :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go_away wrote:
    What about guys who own dildos/buttplugs etc? I'm genuinely curious!
    In the back of the wardrobe. :naughty: Unfortunately I don't have a bedside cabinet, or they'd probably be there.
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