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The shakespeare thread

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
(You must talk in an old English style)

Greetings my fellow countrymen

How art you this fine day?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What hast got into yee? :crazyeyes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you can ye olde fuck off! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thou goatish ill-breeding foot-licker.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thou goatish ill-breeding foot-licker.

    Bravo, young man, thou art have mastered the gist of thy thinking
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wherefore art thou Romeo?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    deny thy father and refuse thy name, for if thou wil be as sworn my love, and i`ll no longer be a capulet.

    Thats the only shakespeare i remember.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thou hast to speaketh in ye olde Shakespear tongue.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Methinks thou jest, my lord?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends.


    Last lines of Midsummer nights dream. Poetry that spanketh asse. I tell thee.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread doth have no life :( woe betide us
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once knew a playwright named Will
    wasn't a girl that he couldn't thrill
    they called him Shakespeare
    and he did ... at a dear
    And then wished that she'd been on the pill
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    I once knew a playwright named Will
    wasn't a girl that he couldn't thrill
    they called him Shakespeare
    and he did ... at a dear
    And then wished that she'd been on the pill

    :eek2:

    Thou hast offended mine honour!

    *slaps avec the glove!*

    I demand satisfaction!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    I once knew a playwright named Will
    wasn't a girl that he couldn't thrill
    they called him Shakespeare
    and he did ... at a dear
    And then wished that she'd been on the pill


    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wherefore art thou Romeo?
    What light? It is the east, and mysfit is the Sun.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread doth have no life :( woe betide us


    Life Thou Art, Liken to a Box of thy queen's finest's chocolates,

    thou art never know what thy might get
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:

    Thou hast offended mine honour!

    *slaps avec the glove!*

    I demand satisfaction!!!

    Dun dun da na na .... I can't get no ... da na na .... satis - faction!

    That song came on my itunes just as i was reading that post, how wierd is that?

    I've thought long and hard about this ... i'm just not going to do the whole shakespear language thingy. I'm sorry. I can't and I wont. Been to long sinse I did english. I never really paid attention when we did shakespeare anyway. You'll just have to satisfy yourself.


    :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When shall we three meet again?
    In thunder, lightning or in rain
    When the hurly burly's done
    When the battles lost or won
    Where the place?
    Upon the heath
    There to meet with Macbeth.

    Here be-ith the opening lines of Macbeth, my ladies and my lords, written from your humble servants memory.
    Will that douest thou?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is this a dagger I see before me?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote:
    Is this a dagger I see before me?

    Nay, it doth be a keyboard!
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    YARR!! AVAST!!

    (there were Pirates in Hamlet)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    YARR!! AVAST!!

    (there were Pirates in Hamlet)

    Thou artless ill-nurtured canker-blossom!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cut the crap Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking, and I want babies now!
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