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The shakespeare thread
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(You must talk in an old English style)
Greetings my fellow countrymen
How art you this fine day?
Greetings my fellow countrymen
How art you this fine day?
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Bravo, young man, thou art have mastered the gist of thy thinking
Thats the only shakespeare i remember.
Last lines of Midsummer nights dream. Poetry that spanketh asse. I tell thee.
wasn't a girl that he couldn't thrill
they called him Shakespeare
and he did ... at a dear
And then wished that she'd been on the pill
:eek2:
Thou hast offended mine honour!
*slaps avec the glove!*
I demand satisfaction!!!
Life Thou Art, Liken to a Box of thy queen's finest's chocolates,
thou art never know what thy might get
Dun dun da na na .... I can't get no ... da na na .... satis - faction!
That song came on my itunes just as i was reading that post, how wierd is that?
I've thought long and hard about this ... i'm just not going to do the whole shakespear language thingy. I'm sorry. I can't and I wont. Been to long sinse I did english. I never really paid attention when we did shakespeare anyway. You'll just have to satisfy yourself.
In thunder, lightning or in rain
When the hurly burly's done
When the battles lost or won
Where the place?
Upon the heath
There to meet with Macbeth.
Here be-ith the opening lines of Macbeth, my ladies and my lords, written from your humble servants memory.
Will that douest thou?
Nay, it doth be a keyboard!
(there were Pirates in Hamlet)
Thou artless ill-nurtured canker-blossom!