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the worst sex ever
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i just had mine, when was yours?
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(ONLY JOKING!!!!:!@ )
I have one, its called being your mum's personal genital satisfier
Also if your dont get on that well especialy as a man if you think shes not all that into you and theres no excitment there and you can just find your self going through the motions.
Didn't have sex with him again, strangely.
Was with a girl once who made the loudest and most unusual noises I have ever heard (not quite as bad as the teacher in Porky's but not far off). Thought she was taking the mickey at first, it was quite amusing looking back, but rather scary at the time for a naive 17/18 year old!!!!!!
He hadn't a clue were to touch me. Was too rough and too quick, as he was more concerned in pleasuring himself by just shagging me. And even then that lasted about 1min. Afterwards I did ask if he knew how to pleasure a woman, but he just made excuses saying, it was cause he was scared of getting caught (happened in his car at night ya see). Yet he not no problem getting himself off :-/
Yeah, things were over after that.
Watch out for Stan Collymore and his doggers!
I'm talking about whilst making sex with myself ;x
Oh, the shame.
Im sure in this case he was, but he probably wanted to get that out before you did,
I dont like the assumption that its always the man's fault if the sex is bad, not true a man cant be a good shag if the girls crap,
5 minuets is a bit short, Iv lasted that little a few times but then Im always ready for another go in a few minuets, after a spliff normally, and then im good for at least an hour.
Agree 100% percent.
The worst sex I ever had was with a bloke was was so utterly self-centred (in every way) that I should have expected it. He was quite a bit older so deemed himself "the expert", and he certainly had fun! I, however, lay there being both in extreme discomfort and extremely bored. What a loser.
I had godawful sex with a French guy I met through a friend, too. He was really, really rough and once he was "in the moment" didn't seem to care that he was practically biting my nipples off, eww. I have to say, talking dirty with that accent almost made up for it though...I must be too easily pleased
Jobbie nettles you say?! Running from the farmer who caught us in the act?!
Lets just say my ass was red...and not just from embaressment.