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BJs in the cinema
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My bf loves getting bjs and I always seem to end up giving him one when we go to the cinema - its really tricky tho! The armrest gets in the way and i have to strain my neck to lean over 
I also have pretty big boobs which also get in the way - agh! Girls, have you had any similar probs or funny stories? 
I also have pretty big boobs which also get in the way - agh! Girls, have you had any similar probs or funny stories? 0
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would never know wher to sit...
rite at the top back corner...???
me and my bf tend to sit in the middle of the back row - bit of a giveaway! lol
Did that work for you?
Mmm...not sure if I want to be facing him on my knees - want to keep on eye on anyone coming up the steps lol
and yeah, get on the floor....easier....he'll just have to keep an eye out himself...
Peace
whatever :rolleyes:
fair point - but its fun
The cinema me and my bf go to is pretty quiet plus not many staff wandering about so doubt it'd be tricky to do
go for it :thumb:
Having said that winding each other in public places is fun
is now when we are supposed to beg for you to say it?
well hadn't you may aswell give it seeing as you've already said you have some to give?
Congratulations on committing a criminal offence, though. Hope they arrest you next time.
i reckon u should def try the kneeling thing
and to people like kermit, why post with no constructive comments?
man who cares if its illegal? theres plenty of girls on here saying they had sex when they were 13 or 14 and you dont feel the need to rip the shit out of them? or did i just miss those posts?
Look forward to your defence in court when you have an accident then...
Pointing out that someone could get arrested isn't constructive?
Apart from the police and those who share the cinema with "you"/after "you"?
You missed them. Hang around a while longer than your 22 posts would suggest and you might learn something
We were the only ones in there, and I was on my knees infront of him on the floor. He had his head back, and suddenly he shoves me off and whispers quickly "theres kids coming in!!!!" Well duh, we went to see Elf! So he pulls his trousers up quickly and we decide to move seats to make it less obvious.
We were going to try it again, but "elf" had alot of white scenes so it lit up the cinema. I'm guessing the mother knew what was going on because she kept tutting at us.
hahahaha.
just cuz i havent posted much doesnt mean i havent read a hell of alot on these boards...maybe not compulsively for 4 years tho :chin: tho ive seen many threads with underage people confessing to sex and not a word said about the illegality of it...more just slagging them...
anyway i just think it would be better to show support and maybe offer some insight into what these people say and ask rather than just attack them and rip the shit out of them because you have no other constructive input
im sure she knows its illegal, and even if not, its already been said in which case no its not really constructive to point it out, again.
as far as bjs in the car go, its all for a bit of fun, if it became that much of a distraction that i thought there was an increased chance of me having a major accident then i wouldnt dispute it because i know it would be my fault and thus it wouldnt go to court, so i wouldnt have my defence to look forward to...
isnt it pretty common knowledge that the back row in cinemas is where everyone goes that likes being intimate like that in public? i dont sit there for that reason, so no, it doesnt bother me what they do - and if i did have to sit there i would only care because of the possibility of jizz on the seat, not because it was illegal
If you had read as much as you claim, you'd already know the sort of tone to expect in response to a thread like this.
Really? Practically every thread that I've seen involving under age sex makes some reference to the illegality of it.
So we should blindly offer "support" for everyone, even if we don't agree with what they do, hmm? We should not maybe, say, point out how stupid it might be?
I look forward to the next chapter of insightful posts on the art of cinema blow-jobs. Sigh.
In my opinion mentioning that something is illegal is as constructive as saying to kneel on the floor or try a different position, which anyone with half a brain could figure out for themselves.
Really? Do you know her?
Nope. Kermit was the first to mention it I think.
In your opinion.
I'm sure that the relatives of the people that you kill whilst driving along enjoying your "bit of fun" will be over the moon to learn that you don't dispute that it was your fault.
How's about you keep your eyes on the road and your attention on driving the car, instead.
Mind you though it's probably not an issue as I tend to think that a bj in a car is the realm of porn movies and fantasy rather than something that you've actually done.
Errrrrr. Here was me thinking that people go to the cinema to watch the films.
Okies, Mr Muppet ;o)
Thanks for your posts
Err, it would go to court.
And you, and your driver, would be jailed for a long long time.
Such a shame, too.
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
It is still outraging public decency, and it is still absolutely vile. Snog, feel each other, whatever, but in a cinema it's not that hard to keep your cock in your pants. Why should the cinema staff have to wipe up your jizz, why should other people have to hear it?
If people come on here saying "look, I have sex, this happened, is it safe?" then I will answer their question with good advice to make sure they stay safe. I would often point out the illegality of the situation, but I would give them advice to stay safe.
This person hasn't come on here asking for advice, has she? She has come on here, and I quote, asking for "funny stories". She is showing off the fact she's sucking some pubescent scally off in the back of the Odeon, why I do I want to know about her sex life? This is an ADVICE FORUM, not a place to brag about what you've done and where.
And I think you will find that I am very consistent. I always shout at people who use these boards to brag about what they've done, because it isn't what it's for.
I'll bear it in mind! Thanks, Amira