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ok so the world is ending in 2 weeks time...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
what would you do?

i'd fly to london meet up with a certain someone and go to a remote part of devon or something, and spend it there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd halt all flights to London.
    I'd start a foot and mouth epidemic in Devon

    :D

    No, I would continue as normal - you could die tomorrow - but you aren't doing all that today, are you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what would you do?

    i'd fly to london meet up with a certain someone and go to a remote part of devon or something, and spend it there.

    Have a mighty furious wank!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd seek you out and kill you if you did that when the world was ending.....:(

    sorry but that would be so unkind...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the world is ending and you'd only have a wank???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What for just having a wank ;):p?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    funny, but seriously....you'd end your life with just a wank??? no drinking vast ammounts of champagne or doing something you've always wanted to do but never been able too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would tell the person i like that i fancy them and forget about the consequences
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would have non stop sex for 2 weeks & try out everything i have ever wanted!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would tell everyone that the world would end in one week

    then when it didnt, they wouldnt believe me so, haha



    the things you could do in both cases :P
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    I'd rob a bank and then buy a 65 grand PC and play halo against people in Canada. And win :)

    Oh, I'd also get very merily pissed and shag the wench alot
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd get together and join a rag-tag band of slightly eccentric oil drillers and co-forumalte a plan with Nasa.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think about how to stop it from ending. :yes:

    :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blackhole.....no way to stop it from killing you unless you do the job yourself, or someone else does it for you first....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the world is ending

    fly to london and have sex with beautiful english women!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the world is ending and you'd only have a wank???

    I imagine it'd become almost impossible not to get laid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blackhole.....no way to stop it from killing you unless you do the job yourself, or someone else does it for you first....

    Collapse the sun?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I'd just cry. I have no finishable unfinished business to take care of, so there would be nothing to do. The rest of you are extremely lucky.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    I'd just cry. I have no finishable unfinished business to take care of, so there would be nothing to do. The rest of you are extremely lucky.
    oh for goodness sake....why can't you be like everyone else and go find someone to shag in the chaos?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    oh for goodness sake....why can't you be like everyone else and go find someone to shag in the chaos?
    Because I wouldn't do that with a random person (especially not when I've never done it before), and never without their consent.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha. there is a solution to a black hole collapsing so. i'd sort it out and stop if from ending.. then get lots of money and never have to work.. and live happily ever after :-p

    If all else fails.. go to america for 2weeks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually. I'd blow stuff up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blow fucking BT up.. *Bounces* Fucking cock suckers
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Because I wouldn't do that with a random person.

    I could understand normally, but if the world's about to end, why the fuck not? It's not like you can continue "waiting for the right person" :/
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Once I'm dead I probably wouldn't care anyway. Why change my principles it if it's not going to matter in any way in 2 weeks?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Once I'm dead I probably wouldn't care anyway. Why change my principles it if it's not going to matter in any way in 2 weeks?

    Fun...?

    Even if it's with a fat chick it sure as hell beats sitting around crying.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I guess. You probably knocked what I said away, but still I don't think she'd agree. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dude....the worlds ending.....who gives a shit? i'm sure people would rather go down fucking than being lonely and sad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    I guess. You probably knocked what I said away, but still I don't think she'd agree. :D
    She's about to die too though, remember. She probably wants as much sex as possible.

    I would go back up to Shropshire, and pay for all my best friends to come too, and spend time with all of them...

    And sex, obviously.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    dude....the worlds ending.....who gives a shit? i'm sure people would rather go down fucking than being lonely and sad.
    Oh I'm sure she (the hypothetical person) would be able to find someone else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Oh I'm sure she (the hypothetical person) would be able to find someone else.
    But why? When she could have you right then?

    (why are we arguing about a hypothetical situation :/)
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