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all xmas advertising should be banned excpet forl 1st december through to 6 january!
pissing me off now
newspapers doing their xmas tv guides already
and it seems the majority of the schedule is some wonderful show called TBA :rolleyes:
pissing me off now
newspapers doing their xmas tv guides already
and it seems the majority of the schedule is some wonderful show called TBA :rolleyes:
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T'missus is working all Christmas Day so I don't see why anyone else should have fun.
But I agree with your proposal. Say no to Easter eggs in February as well.
I second that idea with an overly enthusiastic "bah humbug". We've already had bloody carol singers round
offence, you've been spelling offence like that for ages now.
We noticed.
There's only one that's the right one.
(Hint: It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word)
Is it an offense to Muslims not to have Eide as a national holiday?
Christmas is bullshit... The church and the government shouldn't collide at all.
Times are Hard
Here's your Fucking
Christmas Card
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
when out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what's the matter
then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the old fucker fell
he filled all our stockings
with drinks, drugs and more;
and a big rubber dick
for my sister the whore
he rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a good night
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!
but they do, and more importantly, most people in england are cultural christians and xmas is effectively a cultural holiday in this country
as if they know the day jesus was born, celebrating christian events at typically pagan times of the yr, was how they converted this country
but the fact its a cultural holiday, an oppurtunity to get some solid time in with family to hate them until next yr
That said I do like the decorations on December. Just don't like it from the start of October.
Well of course it chuffing hasn't. Just because the shops say Christmas starts on the 1st September doesn't mean anyone else actually thinks it does.
Christmas is as much cultural as it is religious.
Though it amused me greatly to see Ramadan chocolate calendars for sale in Asda. Way to completely miss the whole point of it
my mate who is the most dyslexic i ever met ...if he's driving i have to sit behind him to pat him on the shoulder ...right right ....left left ...to have any fucking chance of getting from A2B!
soon you will see a book and a telly prog called ...'my first car'.
all written by him ...with a lot of friggin help may i add ...but ...the inteligence was his ...all the hard work of getting 4,000 celebs and politicos etc ...all his.
getting corgi toy cars to sign into the deal ...all down to him ...
he has been labelled thick all his long life.
those who know him know he aint.
look out for ...'my first car' ....by chris crew.
heres to you ma and pa crow!!
That tickled me
Yes it is.
Think you meant to say:
"It's not the one not beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"
Huh? Whatever I said, I meant it wasn't affence. :S
I read it right. She could have put parentheses around "that isn't a word" to make it clearer, but it was pretty obvious.
I thought I'd done it right. Heh.
EDIT: Actually. On third reading I was right.
"It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"
equals
"It's not affense that isn't a word"
equals
"It's offence that isn't a word"
Although I'm not even sure why I'm arguing about it.
Right?
left??
"It's not the one beginning with an "A" (that isn't a word)
equals
"It's offense (that isn't a word)"
Still all double dutch