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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
all xmas advertising should be banned excpet forl 1st december through to 6 january!

pissing me off now

newspapers doing their xmas tv guides already

and it seems the majority of the schedule is some wonderful show called TBA :rolleyes:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I shall join you! Im sick of seeing christmas stuff all the dya through november
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd ban Christmas altogether.

    T'missus is working all Christmas Day so I don't see why anyone else should have fun.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I lurve christmas so I don't mind seeing it all now. I'm still such a big kid. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I love Christmas.

    But I agree with your proposal. Say no to Easter eggs in February as well.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I'd ban Christmas altogether.

    I second that idea with an overly enthusiastic "bah humbug". We've already had bloody carol singers round :/
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    just becaue you don't like it doesn't mean we all have to be as sad as you! Plus it isan affense to christians.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    affense to christians.

    offence, you've been spelling offence like that for ages now.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    sorry but i am too thick

    We noticed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    sorry but i am too thick to figureout which one is the rightone to use.

    There's only one that's the right one.

    (Hint: It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    just becaue you don't like it doesn't mean we all have to be as sad as you! Plus it isan affense to christians.

    Is it an offense to Muslims not to have Eide as a national holiday?

    Christmas is bullshit... The church and the government shouldn't collide at all.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Money's Short
    Times are Hard
    Here's your Fucking
    Christmas Card

    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the house
    everyone felt shitty
    even the mouse

    mom at the whorehouse
    and dad smoking grass
    I'd just settled down
    for a nice piece of ass

    when out on the lawn
    I heard such a clatter
    I sprung from my piece
    to see what's the matter

    then out on the lawn
    I saw a big dick
    I knew in a moment
    it must be Saint Nick

    He came down the chimney
    like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment
    the old fucker fell

    he filled all our stockings
    with drinks, drugs and more;
    and a big rubber dick
    for my sister the whore

    he rose up the chimney
    with a thunderous fart
    the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart

    he swore and he cursed
    as he rode out of sight
    piss on you all
    and have a good night


    MERRY XMAS EVERYONE! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    Is it an offense to Muslims not to have Eide as a national holiday?

    Christmas is bullshit... The church and the government shouldn't collide at all.

    but they do, and more importantly, most people in england are cultural christians and xmas is effectively a cultural holiday in this country

    as if they know the day jesus was born, celebrating christian events at typically pagan times of the yr, was how they converted this country

    but the fact its a cultural holiday, an oppurtunity to get some solid time in with family to hate them until next yr :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In Italy they hadn't started the christmas race yet, apart from a very very very few places. 3 or so, o what I noticed.

    That said I do like the decorations on December. Just don't like it from the start of October.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's the 29th of November, and the shops are already bleating that "The Christmas shopping hasn't started in earnest yet".

    Well of course it chuffing hasn't. Just because the shops say Christmas starts on the 1st September doesn't mean anyone else actually thinks it does.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonRat
    Is it an offense to Muslims not to have Eide as a national holiday?

    Christmas is as much cultural as it is religious.

    Though it amused me greatly to see Ramadan chocolate calendars for sale in Asda. Way to completely miss the whole point of it :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    sorry but i am too thick to figureout which one is the rightone to use.
    dyslexic don't mean thick!
    my mate who is the most dyslexic i ever met ...if he's driving i have to sit behind him to pat him on the shoulder ...right right ....left left ...to have any fucking chance of getting from A2B!
    soon you will see a book and a telly prog called ...'my first car'.
    all written by him ...with a lot of friggin help may i add ...but ...the inteligence was his ...all the hard work of getting 4,000 celebs and politicos etc ...all his.
    getting corgi toy cars to sign into the deal ...all down to him ...
    he has been labelled thick all his long life.
    those who know him know he aint.
    look out for ...'my first car' ....by chris crew.
    heres to you ma and pa crow!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lukesh
    sorry but i am too thick to figureout which one is the rightone to use.

    That tickled me :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    That tickled me :lol:
    wotchit luke! ...i
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aladdin
    Money's Short
    Times are Hard
    Here's your Fucking
    Christmas Card

    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the house
    everyone felt shitty
    even the mouse

    mom at the whorehouse
    and dad smoking grass
    I'd just settled down
    for a nice piece of ass

    when out on the lawn
    I heard such a clatter
    I sprung from my piece
    to see what's the matter

    then out on the lawn
    I saw a big dick
    I knew in a moment
    it must be Saint Nick

    He came down the chimney
    like a bat out of hell
    I knew in a moment
    the old fucker fell

    he filled all our stockings
    with drinks, drugs and more;
    and a big rubber dick
    for my sister the whore

    he rose up the chimney
    with a thunderous fart
    the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart

    he swore and he cursed
    as he rode out of sight
    piss on you all
    and have a good night


    MERRY XMAS EVERYONE! :D
    you have just given me my xmas song ...if the rest of the lads can knock a quick tune up to go with it ...thats what i'll be singing down the club xmas eve.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eefs
    There's only one that's the right one.

    (Hint: It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word)


    :lol::lol: Yes it is.

    Think you meant to say:

    "It's not the one not beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by UpsetChap
    :lol::lol: Yes it is.

    Think you meant to say:

    "It's not the one not beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"

    Huh? Whatever I said, I meant it wasn't affence. :S
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by UpsetChap
    :lol::lol: Yes it is.

    Think you meant to say:

    "It's not the one not beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"
    Eh?

    I read it right. She could have put parentheses around "that isn't a word" to make it clearer, but it was pretty obvious.

    :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kentish
    Eh?

    I read it right. She could have put parentheses around "that isn't a word" to make it clearer, but it was pretty obvious.

    :)

    I thought I'd done it right. Heh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh shit. I was being a dumbfuck. You were right the first time.


    :o

    EDIT: Actually. On third reading I was right.

    "It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"

    equals

    "It's not affense that isn't a word"

    equals

    "It's offence that isn't a word"

    Although I'm not even sure why I'm arguing about it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by UpsetChap
    Oh shit. I was being a dumbfuck. You were right the first time.


    :o

    EDIT: Actually. On third reading I was right.

    "It's not the one beginning with an "A" that isn't a word"

    equals

    "It's not affense that isn't a word"

    equals

    "It's offence that isn't a word"
    Try "It's not the one beginning with an "A" (that isn't a word)"
    Although I'm not even sure why I'm arguing about it.
    This is Politics & Debate: it'd be rude not too :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK, it should have read - Try the one not beginning with "A". That isn't a word.

    Right?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eefs
    OK, it should have read - Try the one not beginning with "A". That isn't a word.

    Right?

    left??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know in the United States...it starts right at our Thanksgiving holiday on Nov. 25th.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kentish
    Try "It's not the one beginning with an "A" (that isn't a word)"

    :lol:

    "It's not the one beginning with an "A" (that isn't a word)

    equals

    "It's offense (that isn't a word)"

    Still all double dutch
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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