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How dodgy are you?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Politics & Debate
How dodgy are you?
Did you ever take this test here on the.Site? ( http://www.thesite.org.uk/youthnet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=184&a=2999 )
I took it recently and my results are so miserable… I’ve got only 65 years in prison and a fine of 2,000 pounds! I never was so offended, insulted, embarrassed, discriminated and f*** off in my life! I am on the verge of losing my self esteem, really…:(
The whole test is either a stupid joke or a nasty fraud!! What the hell questions about Sunday fishing or mince pies ( isn’t Fiend_85’s pie philosophy the best philosophy in the World? All of you know it is! :yum: ) may mean? The bastards had to give me at least two thousand years of prison, twenty death penalties and a fine of two billion bucks… :mad:

Your score?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What a crock of shit, Im much more dodgy than that they just didnt ask the right questions, I feel insulted Iv only got 25 years or something I should be locked awayy for life me cause Im a geeeeeezer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And this should be in anything goes,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i won't take the test ...i already know how dodgy i am.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i won't take the test ...i already know how dodgy i am.

    :lol:

    but you spared the burglar
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

    Hmm Im sure they can get Thanny to willingly pull the trigger LOL!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only got 20 years inm jail and a 2000 fine!

    I must be an angel compared to you lot ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm slightly ashamed to say its 27 years and a £7000 fine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Theres better tests I did a purity test, got an impure mark mostly because of drugs, got a low sex mark, If youve just had straight sex with one person at a time in private, then you get a low mark.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MY RESULTS: "Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect... Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    MY RESULTS: "Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect... Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0.

    Now that is seriously fucked up, I advise you to go and do something illegal right away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    12 years and £2000


    my morman mate got 40years and £15000
    he likes shooting animals from his room like rats etc and driving mopeds on his field, whilst under influence of triazipan (his dads a doctor :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
    Now that is seriously fucked up, I advise you to go and do something illegal right away.
    I've never done anything illegal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    I've never done anything illegal.

    Well you need a change in your life nows the time to start, try little small steps, at firstperhaps just cross the road when theres no green light, then later on break a few windows in an abandoned house, perhaps even move on to drugs and street crime, not to mention sex.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    start slowly ...to get a feel for it.
    roll a fag up in a public place but ...don't light it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Woooah, i got 48 years plus a £9, 500 fine. The scoundrals even said that i face the death penalty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    old fruit..........cheeky gits :p




    Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 108

    Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aladdin
    Years in prison: 108

    Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

    :D

    Shit, I best get out of this crowd.......I think im in with the wrong kinda people :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    old fruit..........cheeky gits :p




    Years in prison: 24.5 Potential fine: £0

    Not to be rude, but how could that be?
    Just answering yes to the sex questions raised your years in prison by a million years, let alone the fine. And as far as I know you do have a daughter (who is to my knowledge not adopted) :p

    And urgh, by now I can't remember my own score :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jacqueline the Ripper
    Not to be rude, but how could that be?
    Just answering yes to the sex questions raised your years in prison by a million years, let alone the fine. And as far as I know you do have a daughter (who is to my knowledge not adopted) :p

    Pass, I answered all the questions truthfully :lol:

    Im gonna re-take it and check again :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    51.5/9500 :o

    Thankfully I never lived in Minnesota. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Upstanding
    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £7000

    I always thought I was a bit of an "old fruit" inside! Worried by the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia, though. That country's off my holiday destination list!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    106.5 years £2000
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aladdin
    Years in prison: 108

    Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

    :D

    You do realise you are the dodgiest person so far :D

    What is it they say? Never buy a car of a bloke from South London

    :lol::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Especially if he's a dago as well. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!"

    I don't understand ... I'm a nice guy really ... honestly ... !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aladdin
    Especially if he's a dago as well. ;)

    I may consider voting for the UKIP now :lol:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bastards, Im much more dodgy than all yous,

    I FUCKING DESERVE THE DEATH PENULTY ME
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

    :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
    Well you need a change in your life nows the time to start, try little small steps, at first perhaps just cross the road when theres no green light, then later on break a few windows in an abandoned house, perhaps even move on to drugs and street crime, not to mention sex.
    No thanks.
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