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I haven't got a bottle opener and can't open my bottle of beer, how can i open it? and no, teeth cannot do it,:(
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something from a tool box?
either that or have some ribena.
That made me giggle
grolsch or whatever, it was buy one case get one free, i got three and half bottle vodka left over from last nights party
i also cut myself on the knife trying to open it
Not the smartest of moves =\
yay thank you
Not a problem.
the bottle opener was on a mates key, and he used his teeth, also the party wasn't at mine
Also, absinthe rocks
Grolsch? I could use it to bleach my toilet.
yeah well i was skint and needed beer for party, I also got a small bottle of absinthe left, somewhere anyway
Premium lager
So "beer" for women, little boys and chavs then?
and as i said I was skint,
I bow to your taste your ladyship. However, the point stands. Real men, do not drink lager for preference.
No my preference is the vodka and absinthe
Would you like me to go back and put in some more inverted commas your ladyship?
Real men don't drink that either.
As for grolsch, I'd rather die of thirst than drink that piss. I'd rather drink Skol, in fact.
Men drink ale. It's the simple rule.
Does anyone else point and laugh at males drinking alcopops in pubs?
hey.. i needed help you fucking retard, asked a question,
Faggots, farmers and coffin dodgers drink ale. Noone else.
Daily.