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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
I haven't got a bottle opener and can't open my bottle of beer, how can i open it? and no, teeth cannot do it,:(
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    end of a table?

    something from a tool box?

    either that or have some ribena.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What beer is it?
  • littlemissylittlemissy knit chick Posts: 9,972
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    smash the bottle over someone you dislike's head and drink it fresh with their blood as a mixer.

    :lol:

    That made me giggle :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NaCN
    What beer is it?

    grolsch or whatever, it was buy one case get one free, i got three and half bottle vodka left over from last nights party

    i also cut myself on the knife trying to open it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    put the cap on the edge of the table, and hit the top edge forcing it down on the table edge.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Trust me, I'm a doctor Posts: 8,303
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    i also cut myself on the knife trying to open it

    Not the smartest of moves =\
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    put the cap on the edge of the table, and hit the top edge forcing it down on the table edge.


    yay thank you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So how did you open the bottles last night?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    yay thank you

    Not a problem.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    So how did you open the bottles last night?

    the bottle opener was on a mates key, and he used his teeth, also the party wasn't at mine

    Also, absinthe rocks :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was optimistic that it'd be a nice beer you'd be drinking.

    Grolsch? I could use it to bleach my toilet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I was optimistic that it'd be a nice beer you'd be drinking.

    Grolsch? I could use it to bleach my toilet.

    yeah well i was skint and needed beer for party, I also got a small bottle of absinthe left, somewhere anyway
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is not grolsch technically a lager?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Is not grolsch technically a lager?

    Premium lager
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    Premium lager

    So "beer" for women, little boys and chavs then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    So "beer" for women, little boys and chavs then?

    and as i said I was skint,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    and as i am a chav I was skint,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    I object to that Madam, I wouldn't drink that stuff if my throat was on fire :p

    I bow to your taste your ladyship. However, the point stands. Real men, do not drink lager for preference.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    I bow to your taste your ladyship. However, the point stands. Real men, do not drink lager for preference.

    No my preference is the vodka and absinthe
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
    This is true. But real women don't drink it either. I must labour the point :p

    Would you like me to go back and put in some more inverted commas your ladyship?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The amount of fucking retarded and ultimately worthless threads you post are one day going to amass in a giant shit pile so large that the light currently emanating from our computer screens will be sucked into its gravitational field.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    No my preference is the vodka and absinthe

    Real men don't drink that either.

    As for grolsch, I'd rather die of thirst than drink that piss. I'd rather drink Skol, in fact.

    Men drink ale. It's the simple rule.

    Does anyone else point and laugh at males drinking alcopops in pubs?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    The amount of fucking retarded and ultimately worthless threads you post are one day going to amass in a giant shit pile so large that the light currently emanating from our computer screens will be sucked into its gravitational field.

    hey.. i needed help you fucking retard, asked a question,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit

    Men drink ale. It's the simple rule.

    Faggots, farmers and coffin dodgers drink ale. Noone else.
    Does anyone else point and laugh at males drinking alcopops in pubs?

    Daily.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alcopops are girl drinks.. simple as
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