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(serious) is there anyone you just HATE?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    All the best men are gay :p

    i seriously used to aggree with that fact untill i got disowned from my addoptive brother. fucktwat. miss him though.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I fucking hate Michael Winner. I would give my life savings (which is roughly minus a thousand pounds, but that's not the fucking point) to see that orange faced corpulent shit get anally raped with a cactus

    In a commercial?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the Royal Albert Hall in front of an audience
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I fucking hate Michael Winner. I would give my life savings (which is roughly minus a thousand pounds, but that's not the fucking point) to see that orange faced corpulent shit get anally raped with a cactus

    i bet you'd be sitting there watching it with a chubby too... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    he has to shave using the gillette mach 3 turbo max hyper mega ultra razor 1.1gti

    Well that bollockses the stubble part of my explanation :(

    I suppose I'll settle for being male and over the age of 21.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    i dunno but he has to run around his house naked kicking pillows like he's just scored a goal for his country.

    he has to drive an expensive car

    he has to wear custom tailored suits

    he has to shave using the gillette mach 3 turbo max hyper mega ultra razor 1.1gti

    he has to be gawwwwwwwd damn hot looking

    he has to treat all ladies like they're worth more than 'a squirt'

    and i have no idea what the question was. carry on.

    you forgot he needs a big fat wallet :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by twisted_trinity

    sensitivity to women, open mind, open heart, and someone who shows there feelings and is proud of being able to do so.

    if you ever find someone like that then please tell me. i think real men have died out since 1989
    theres millions of us believe it or not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I fucking hate Michael Winner. I would give my life savings (which is roughly minus a thousand pounds, but that's not the fucking point) to see that orange faced corpulent shit get anally raped with a cactus

    Calm down dear, it's only a commercial...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and he needs to have a good memory too...

    so that's me well out of the equation. well i'll settle for having a huge cock.

    (not in me before you forum jokers start... the one in my trousers attached to my body, not the one surgically put on either, i'm way ahead of you jokers :rolleyes: )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fucking Michael fucking Winner. Fat, orange, piggy-eyed, over paid twat. He thinks he's so fucking great because he made some shit films, and he gets paid to eat! Why the fuck pay a fat shit like that to eat when there's people starving in this world??? Like he'd have a discerning palate anyway, bollocks will he. He clearly measures his food by the fucking stone, not by how it tastes. Bet it doesn't even touch the sides. I'd quite happily take a swing at his face with a shovel. Then set fire to him. Then wank on his ashes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    theres millions of us believe it or not.

    well rolly......please direct me to them.

    i apologise for my hostileness towards males tonight, i've had a very bad night involving a male that was quite a close friend....so i'm in the opinon that you are all bastards. probably not the case i just tend to meet real nasty fucks sometimes.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Fucking Michael fucking Winner. Fat, orange, piggy-eyed, over paid twat. I'd quite happily take a swing at his face with a shovel. Then set fire to him. Then wank on his ashes.
    Your obsession with Mr Loser, sorry, Winner is starting to worry me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Fucking Michael fucking Winner. Fat, orange, piggy-eyed, over paid twat. He thinks he's so fucking great because he made some shit films, and he gets paid to eat! Why the fuck pay a fat shit like that to eat when there's people starving in this world??? Like he'd have a discerning palate anyway, bollocks will he. He clearly measures his food by the fucking stone, not by how it tastes. Bet it doesn't even touch the sides. I'd quite happily take a swing at his face with a shovel. Then set fire to him. Then wank on his ashes.

    i like the fact that twice now you've mentioned wanting to hurt him and both times there's been some form of fruity sexual act going on with mr winner... i think you love him so much you've gone nuts.

    bunny boiler.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Your obsession with Mr Loser, sorry, Winner is starting to worry me.

    Oh dear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NaCN
    Oh dear.

    yeah, poor joke at best.... 2/10.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he may well appear to be a fat waste of space but ...he's making lots of money and women at it.
    so whats the poet doing ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    he may well appear to be a fat waste of space but ...he's making lots of money and women at it.
    so whats the poet doing ...

    rubbing one out over mr winner's rotting corpse i think. (in his dreams).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    yeah, poor joke at best.... 2/10.

    Aaah, generosity :thumb:

    I'd rate that joke as a fail, personally.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've always wondered how exactly Michael Winner sees. I mean, the bugger barely opens his eyes. Perhaps he has sonar.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NaCN
    Aaah, generosity :thumb:

    I'd rate that joke as a fail, personally.

    well since you put it that way, guess i was a little too generous...

    1/10

    you got a single mark as it was readable, must try harder... or just be funnier.

    advice for future? don't get on stage to tell jokes unless you like getting booed and jeered like some sort of idiot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    well since you put it that way, guess i was a little too generous...

    1/10

    :D

    To answer the original question, I shall steal some lyrics from The Offspring...
    I hate the jocks
    And I hate the geeks
    I hate the trendies
    But I also hate the freaks
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    well since you put it that way, guess i was a little too generous...

    1/10

    you got a single mark as it was readable, must try harder... or just be funnier.

    advice for future? don't get on stage to tell jokes unless you like getting booed and jeered like some sort of idiot.

    Oi, you bastard, I don't care if you've got a big penis or not, its MY job to rate jokes in oversized red lettering.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    It's MY job to rate jokes in oversized red lettering.

    I agree. There is only room for one James Taylor.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    I agree. There is only room for one James Taylor.

    Don't use my name. It devalues it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Don't use my name. It devalues it.

    Sorry. What name do I use instead?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    I agree. There is only room for one James Taylor.

    gal.james.taylor.ap.jpg

    ??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Sorry. What name do I use instead?

    Maybe just say nothing? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    like i ever hang around here long enough to know what people's 'roles' are.

    maybe i should just make some up for you all...

    anyway 1am and all's crap
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    anyway 1am and all's crap

    Reckon it's too late for dinner?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    like i ever hang around here long enough to know what people's 'roles' are.

    maybe i should just make some up for you all...

    anyway 1am and all's crap

    Nice Idea.
    Originally posted by Infinite
    gal.james.taylor.ap.jpg

    ??

    Legend.
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Sorry. What name do I use instead?
    JsT will suffice, with correct use of capitals. Only people I like may use my correct birth name. Ta.
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