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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella
    Yuh huh

    Orly?!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    rly :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knob Jockey tbh.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    wtf btw?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    wtf btw?

    ym.

    unless she's dead, in which case yr
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    ym.

    unless she's dead, in which case yr


    o_O
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Gzatt, I say! GZATT YOU ALL
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apologies for asking the obvious question here, but: What is the connection between large bogeys and poetry?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you even need to ask then you don't deserve to know
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Apologies for asking the obvious question here, but: What is the connection between large bogeys and poetry?
    he's running out of steam now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you write poems and sonnets about the unedifying contents that comes out of your nose?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Running out of steam? I'm a steam machine, man. I have steam like most people have skin. Steam is all I ever think about. I don't eat food, I eat steam. Steam makes me smile whenever I think about it. I think I might be in love with steam. I want to rest my head on steams shoulder, play with its chest hair and talk about films for hours. I think me and steam have a really deep, spiritual connection, we're made for each other, steam really understands me. Plus, steam's great in the sack too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Running out of steam? I'm a steam machine, man. I have steam like most people have skin. Steam is all I ever think about. I don't eat food, I eat steam. Steam makes me smile whenever I think about it. I think I might be in love with steam. I want to rest my head on steams shoulder, play with its chest hair and talk about films for hours. I think me and steam have a really deep, spiritual connection, we're made for each other, steam really understands me. Plus, steam's great in the sack too
    see you almost made it there!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Running out of steam? I'm a steam machine, man. I have steam like most people have skin. Steam is all I ever think about. I don't eat food, I eat steam. Steam makes me smile whenever I think about it. I think I might be in love with steam. I want to rest my head on steams shoulder, play with its chest hair and talk about films for hours. I think me and steam have a really deep, spiritual connection, we're made for each other, steam really understands me. Plus, steam's great in the sack too

    A steamy existence.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just walked in on steam in bed with lucozade. Needless to say I'm devastated. And drunk
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I just walked in on steam in bed with lucozade. Needless to say I'm devastated. And drunk
    see ...iwas right ...you ran out of steam.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    I just walked in on steam in bed with lucozade. Needless to say I'm devastated. And drunk

    Are you sure you're a poet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    drunk drunk, or superdrunk? you still make sense, you obviously never tried hard enough to get smashed.

    speaking of drunkeness, have you ever experienced the magical mythical 'beer taxi'? you know, when you get amaaaaaazingly drunk, pass out and wake up at home with nothing but 20p in your pocket and beer/puke stains on your shirt?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poetry's in the soul, man. It's not about writing 'verses' or 'stanzas' - that's a fools poetry. My poetry is about being a free spirit, and ... no, I'm not a poet. I'm fat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's the beer man...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    ... I'm fat
    have to settle for being a writer then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or maybe a prison officer
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, all the inmates making 'oink' noises at you would drive you insane.

    well, insaner.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eletric_poet
    Or maybe a prison officer
    death of a poet.
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