poetry

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Hi, I'm Zak, new here. I was just wondering if anyone else has ever wondered about when you pick your nose, and get a really big bogey that goes all the way up the side of your nose. How far up is it medically possible for bogeys to go? Can they reach up into your eye sockets? Maybe even to your brain? Someone please inform me, as I often pick my nose, but am starting to feel concerned about the possibility of brain damage if any of those little suckers are clinging onto anything important. I'd hate to be mining for the green gold and end up with a brain haemorrhage, or maybe cancer or something.

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:eek2: Rest assured, you have nothing to worry about. Probably.

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Oh no! I'm leaking brain lubricant!

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Sometimes I get nosebleeds, and it just seems like that might be the tip of the iceberg. You'll be laughing on the other side of your face if I collapse and die of prostate cancer or something

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prostate cancer? because you picked your nose? more like cranial collapse.

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Originally posted by eletric_poet
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face if I collapse and die of prostate cancer or something

We can only hope.

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Prostate cancer, cranial collapse, same difference. Either way I'll be skull-fucked. I just don't want to go like that. I'm more of the heroic death type. I'm destined to die whilst saving a baby from a burning house whilst having sex with a beautiful woman, and shielding her from a fusilade of bullets from the evil nazis that want her dead. Or something. If bogeys stand in my way, I'll be really upset.

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Buddy, welcome to thesite, you're funny.

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Buddy? What are you, Han Solo asking Lando "what's going on ... buddy?" Yeah, take THAT!!!

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Re: poetry

Originally posted by eletric_poet
Hi, I'm Zak, new here. I was just wondering if anyone else has ever wondered about when you pick your nose, and get a really big bogey that goes all the way up the side of your nose. How far up is it medically possible for bogeys to go? Can they reach up into your eye sockets? Maybe even to your brain? Someone please inform me, as I often pick my nose, but am starting to feel concerned about the possibility of brain damage if any of those little suckers are clinging onto anything important. I'd hate to be mining for the green gold and end up with a brain haemorrhage, or maybe cancer or something.

the trouble realy starts when you find the bogey your pulling on is attatched tpo your piles.

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Originally posted by girl with sharp teeth
Funny, but sadly illiterate.

I thought i'd over look that for a change... he's made me chuckle.

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illiterate, who gives a wank? I had to walk to school for TEN HUNDRED MILES in my bare feet, and it wasn't even a school, it was a shed in a cave, where a big fat paedophile lived. He taught me a few lessons in LIFE, and they weren't about your oh-so precious 'literacy' I can assure

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We couldn't even AFFORD your precious elecktrisithy, we had to make do with burning our own FAECES!!! And that wasn't good for cooking dinner, I can tell you.

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Originally posted by eletric_poet
We couldn't even AFFORD your precious elecktrisithy, we had to make do with burning our own FAECES!!! And that wasn't good for cooking dinner, I can tell you.

or picking your nose before cleaning your nails!

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Cleaning my nails? Hell, we couldn't even AFFORD fingers!!! We had to use bent paper clips, which made it hell when wiping my arse

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:eek2:

you're strange.

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So's your mum

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I agree. Do you know her?

But you're baaaaaaaaaaaaad strange.

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I bled when I shat earlier, my bumhole still hurts. It's a good job I'm not gay, I'd never get a willy up there at the moment, it's really tender

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Oh My God.

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Originally posted by eletric_poet
I bled when I shat earlier, my bumhole still hurts. It's a good job I'm not gay, I'd never get a willy up there at the moment, it's really tender

don't eat anything spicy for a couple of days then ...you know when your arse is raw and then you start to sweat chillie juice over the raw cracks ...god my eyes are watering with the memory!

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Why does the bumhole have such a tendency towards bleeding? It's so inefficient. You'd think that in millions of years evolution we could've found some way to just open up a little trap-door to let the crap out, rather than go through a painful and unpleasant experience with every shit?

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Having said that, when there's no pain, I love taking a dump

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Originally posted by eletric_poet
Having said that, when there's no pain, I love taking a dump

that's because your body releases endorphins as a reward for shitting.

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You were funny before everyone said you were funny. Now you're milking it in a shitty way.

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It's the fame man, it used to be about the music, now it's all parties and drugs and classy prossies. There's just no soul anymore, man, I've burnt out. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!!!

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Originally posted by eletric_poet
It's the fame man, it used to be about the music, now it's all parties and drugs and classy prossies. There's just no soul anymore, man, I've burnt out. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!!!

Brill.

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Question time - daddy or chips?

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chips.